Chilo: I like playing with myself, if you know what I mean ;P
Frantor: They were probably 25
Zanbon: inappropriate
Chilo: I’m talking about multiboxing!
Zanbon: yeah i know
Zanbon: well
Chilo: god z, what did you think I was talking about…
Zanbon: i know that NOW
davepoobond: i think we need more clarifications
davepoobond: how do you put your dick in multiple boxes?
People were asking about what mounts the Worgen racial mounts were, and I linked them. IN TRADE, everyone was saying where to get them, which was in Darnassus. Then this guy messages me…
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Gylana: were do u get that
davepoobond: 10g
Gylana: from where
davepoobond: 10g
Gylana: pay u?w
davepoobond: yes
Gylana: 5 then 5 after u tell me
davepoobond: ok mail me 5 right now
Gylana: meet met at bank
davepoobond: im in a bg!
davepoobond: i cant!
davepoobond: arrested development is pretty good… i havent seen the newest season yet but im halfway through season 2
Solid Billy: Is anything ever just good to you? Not “pretty good.”
Solid Billy disconnected
davepoobond: that’s a pretty good analysis
In World of Warcraft, Destructiva needed on a piece of green while everyone else greeded — he basically cheated to win the item.
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davepoobond: grats on the cloth upgrade
Destructiva: What? DId you want those?
davepoobond: no, you needed them, just saying grats since you did
Destructiva: Well perhaps that was because everything popped up at once. Wasn’t intentional.
Destructiva: So if you want them, I’d gladly give them to you to make you quit your bitching.
davepoobond: it was a joke
davepoobond: learn how to take things less seriously
davepoobond: maybe you’ll avoid high blood pressure later in life
Destructiva: Dude, I was joking too. Maybe you should be less carebear
davepoobond: maybe you should be less
davepoobond: predictable
Destructiva: Whatever… you’re just mad, and jealous of my new cloth gloves.
Destructiva: And cool guild name by the way.
davepoobond: thanks 😛 been around for a long time on the server. since vanilla
Destructiva: Oh, I was joking….
davepoobond: jokes are supposed to be funny
Destructiva: Really? Yours wasn’t.
Destructiva: I thougt you liked it that way.
davepoobond: at least there was a punch line
Destructiva: I must have missed that part.
davepoobond: this goes back to the high blood pressure thing
Destructiva: You’re quite the hypocrite, no?
davepoobond: you should eat less salt
Destructiva: So kind of you to be concerned for my health. But you shouldn’t presume things.
davepoobond: well just make sure you dont use that cloth piece cuz ur gunna lose ur 5% agility lol
Destructiva: I’m gonna mail it to you.
davepoobond: i already wear mail
Destructiva: Don’t you have anything better to do?
davepoobond: i dont do requests.
Destructiva: Well I’m growing quite bored with you. Goodbye.
davepoobond: i want to grow old with you
Destructiva is ignoring you.
Amuka: I was told I can get a refund here and I’m not leaving until I get it.
davepoobond: what are you trying to get a refund for, my heart?
Amuka: spleen
davepoobond: no, sir, the spleen is non-refundable
davepoobond: it says right on it
Amuka: I bought it last week and the cashier said I can return it here
davepoobond: the cashier was wrong, and so are you
Amuka: pfft. well, I want to talk to a manager
davepoobond: i am the manager
Amuka: you guys didn’t tell me this is non refundable. how is this fair?
davepoobond: lifes not fair
davepoobond: thats when they told you
Amuka: you know what? forget it. I’m done with this store. you guys are so unprofessional!
Amuka: I am a faculty member and should not be treated this way!
davepoobond: i dont even know why you’re calling a cardboard box behind a bar a store
Amuka: you shut up!
davepoobond: fine with me, i dont get paid to talk to you
Amuka: I’m never coming back. NEVER
davepoobond: good, that would do me a favor
alediayaojou: hi cutie pie
davepoobond: hi
alediayaojou: heeey ~! how are you today …
davepoobond: hi
alediayaojou: well im home ..not much to do .. are you busy? ? 🙂
davepoobond: im jackin off
davepoobond: to pictures of you
alediayaojou: oohh well wanted to see if you wanted to chat in private right now ?? if your alone of course 😉 … i am 😉
davepoobond: that i found before you IMd me
davepoobond: i stalk you
davepoobond: did you know that
alediayaojou: ok well 😉 ..just go here babe , just click on the accept the invite GREEN button … hurry my cam is on already …
davepoobond: did you know
davepoobond: that i knew who you are already
davepoobond: and that i have a video camera that you dont know about
davepoobond: from across the street
davepoobond: on your house
alediayaojou: can you see ME??? … 😉 very sexy huh …lol well this site is soo cool .. we can chat with other girls in a big chat room … its like a big orgy lol plus its free with my friend pass PLEASE DONT GIVE IT OUT!lol
davepoobond: but why would i need to go there, i have my own feed
alediayaojou: k papi rico i cant hear you or see wut your wrighting till you sign in soo ill be waiting just fill out the info for your account and the cc is just for age verification ok… here it is just in case you didnt get it 🙂
davepoobond: are you retarded
alediayaojou: ok babe im ready, were are you?? you sign up ???im wet and waiting lol literly lol
davepoobond: why are you wet
davepoobond: did you run through the sprinklers again
alediayaojou: mhhm nice and wet lol
alediayaojou: K bye , ill be waiting …xoxo
davepoobond: wait
davepoobond: where are you going
davepoobond: never mind, i can see where you’re going
davepoobond: mwahahahah
davepoobond: hahahahahah
alediayaojou: k
davepoobond: yeah
davepoobond: you know it
davepoobond: hi
I wrote this in 2002.
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I remember in a dream I had, that I was stuck somewhere listening to some guy who was talking about chips, and something about “maximum dipping power.”
He was explaining the measurements and junk about the chips and there was this other person saying “come on come on let’s go” to me, but I didn’t because I was interested.
Next I knew I was driving a car in a parking lot looking for a parking space.
Then I woke up.
I wrote this in 2002.
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I had a dream that I was the best pitcher on a baseball team, but I knew I wasn’t any good.
So this big championship game or something was there, but I didn’t get dressed, because when I put on my shoes, they caught on fire, then I put the fire out by blowing on it, but it relit, so I put it under the sink and it went out.
But it relit again and I just let it burn.
So the scene changed to the baseball game, and when I wasn’t there, they had a 2 foot tall 10 year old pitch for them instead.
They were losing pretty badly, when the assistant coach finally found me at home, and he said “we’re losing, you have to get dressed and play!” But I said, “no, I don’t want to get dressed!”
Then I woke up.
I wrote this in 2002.
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I had a dream that I was out in the desert or something. The sand was red and there weren’t any trees, but big rocks every so often. There were a lot of people there, and there were a lot of houses. I wasn’t too far from my house. I looked up at the moon (which was very close). It was really hot, and the moon turned around pretty fast, and it looked the same except it had its own “red eye storm” like Jupiter. It’s kind of hard to describe. Anyway I pointed it out to my mom, and she said “that’s normal, they throw all our trash up there, you know?”
I thought “hmm, all that plastic up there is burning making it hot down here…” It seemed like it was raining fire from the moon. All of a sudden, it blew up. Everyone started screaming and went back inside their homes. After the moon rocks fell, I went over to my friends house, and there was my Grandma. She said his family wasn’t there because my friend was at the hospital. She pointed out the window shutters on the window, and said something about how cheap they were because a rock fell through. Then she disappeared.
Then it rained rocks again. Afterwards, I was crying and I turned on the TV. To get my mind off everything, I turned on the TV and watched cartoons, while there was another TV with the news on. It had a bunch of people talking about the moon blowing up, and how it was more horrible than September 11. The rocks fell again all of a sudden for the last time. I went outside to see what happened, and there were a lot of people on hospital beds, screaming because trash and rock shot into their body.
I woke up then. What a weird dream. I could barely describe it all. You should’ve dreamed it yourself…to truly understand.
stimpyismyname had 3 pennies.
He told me that if I guessed which they’d all land on, I could keep the pennies.
If it didn’t land on what I guessed, I had to give him 3 pennies.
I guessed that they would all be tails, and when he tossed them on the ground, they were all tails, but he said I said all heads.
The bastard ended up taking the pennies.
Back in the year 2000, I was hosting Squackle at Angelfire, which was/is a free web host. I got this e-mail and decided to have fun with them.
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>>>From: “Angelfire Staff” <staff@angelfire.com>
>>>Subject: Password check
>>>Date: Thu, 18 May 2000 20:21:08 -0700
To ensure that your site, http://www.angelfire.com/ca4/squackle , is maintained properly, we periodically request that the webmaster of each site verify his or her password with Angelfire. Please send your username, along with your password, to zoopx9@hotmail.com, my personal address, so that I can make sure everything is in order. We hope you continue to use Angelfire to host your webpages in the future.
Sincerely,
Karl
Angelfire staff
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>>>To: zoopx9@hotmail.com
>>>Subject: Re: Password check
>>>Date: Sat, 20 May 2000 08:13:59 PDT
hi! how are you! my password is: jungjung and my directory is biz/poopers
thank for making me safer on angelfire!
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>>>From: “Tim Groves” <zoopx9@hotmail.com>
>>>Subject: Re: Password check
>>>Date: Sat, 20 May 2000 12:04:02 PDT
Hello again. I received your e-mail containing the directory and password for your site at Angelfire. However, the information was inaccurate. Please verify that what you sent was correct and resend it. We appreciate your cooperation, and thank you for using Angelfire.
Sincerely,
Karl
Angelfire Staff
“The moving ocean of people and lights gave the affect of a rustling army of darkness combating the unforeseen holy forces of light, because they’re in the light and this is a bad sentence.87”
– davepoobond
“The last time I was incognito was when I had played Heads Up Seven Up in 4th grade. I said I didn’t chose someone that guessed me when I actually did.”
– davepoobond
“An example of irony was the time when I was making a joke about the punctuational use of a period, but was taken as a joke about women.”
– davepoobond
“My friends appeared gauche in my presence by talking in slang, and not keeping the right grammatical structures we learn so well in Miss Horny’s class.”
– davepoobond