The budget of a local monastery was very tight, so the brothers decided to open a fish and chips stand to raise money. One day, a man knocked on the door. When one of the brothers answered the door, the man asked, “May I have just an order of fries?”
“Hold on a moment,” said the brother who opened the door. “You want the chip monk. I’m the fish friar.”
torcesel – v. to spend 30 minutes looking around a convenience store and finally decide on buying a small bag of chips
manacho – n. fried chips made from the husk of a human
I wrote this in 2002.
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I remember in a dream I had, that I was stuck somewhere listening to some guy who was talking about chips, and something about “maximum dipping power.”
He was explaining the measurements and junk about the chips and there was this other person saying “come on come on let’s go” to me, but I didn’t because I was interested.
Next I knew I was driving a car in a parking lot looking for a parking space.
Then I woke up.
Q: What do you call a bag of chips that don’t belong to you?
A: NACHOS!
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Another variation of this joke:
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese.
junk food fiesta – n. yoohoos, chips, and moon pies
dop – n. tortilla chips on a paper plate