“EN-REACHING SPIRES of the orams, their gloomy granite ened by snow, form the mighty ntration of mountains in the. Nineteen peaks exceed 25,000 including 28,250-foot K2, second to Mount Everest”
– found at davepoobond’s high school
Tag Archives: davepoobond
Quote #21258: Note to Mrs. Stickums
“Mrs. Stickums
I have a dentist appointment today at lunch so I can not do the project today at lunch so I was wondering if we could do it at lunch on Wednesday. because (scribbled out)
Bessy Cowtta
No-Sorry! Mrs. S”
– a note found at davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21197
“There was a ton, and now there’s none.”
– davepoobond
Quote #21196
Girl: “I’m silly today. Silly silly.”
Reasonably Attractive Girl: “Yeah, you’re silly.”
– from davepoobond’s job.
WoW Chat #21144
I hearth back to Stormwind and see Jake talking in General Chat…
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[1] [Jake]: and im gonna contest it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[1] [Sharlo]: gl with that
[1] [davepoobond]: contest?
[1] [davepoobond]: what do you win
[1] [Jake]: your mom
[1] [davepoobond]: sounds like a loser’s prize
[1] [Jake]: it is
[1] [davepoobond]: so what do you actually win
[1] [Jake]: don worry bout it
[1] [davepoobond]: who’s he
[1] [Jake]: you migh be one of the smartest people in wow
[1] [davepoobond]: wow, thank you. if it wasnt laced with an amazing amount of credulity i might just be appreciative
[1] [Jake]: shut up
[1] [Jake]: you are your child’s best role model
[1] [davepoobond]: im going to contest that statement Jake
[1] [Jake]: im going to contest you
[1] [davepoobond]: wow thank you, sounds fun
[1] [Jake]: are you trying to troll me or something? do you realize that’s a word?
[1] [davepoobond]: yeah you can make up words every day
[1] [Jake]: lol aright mang
[1] [davepoobond]: see you just did it again like 5 more times
[1] [Jake]: yeah
[1] [Jake]: i made up the word contest
[1] [davepoobond]: you’re cool bro, tell me more about how old you are! LOLOL
[1] [Jake]: im 45 fat balding
[1] [Jake]: and getting ready to blow my brains out
[1] [davepoobond]: lemme guess you walked to school in the snow and it was uphill
[1] [davepoobond]: you’re so old you listen to justin bieber lol
WoW Chat #21143
In World of Warcraft’s trade channel…
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[2] [Duenun]: does anyone know if enhancement shamans suck now?
[2] [davepoobond]: all shamans suck
[2] [Rabidsquirel]: What’s your definition of suck?
[2] [Duenun]: really??
[2] [davepoobond]: when you get pleasure
[2] [Hanos]: ROFL
WoW Chat #21142: Slushie -> davepoobond
In the trade chat channel, in World of Warcraft, I was spouting:
“WTS [Fiery Warhorse’s Reins] mount RUN – 250g or best offer, pst! If it drops its yours! READ THIS BEFORE WHISPERING ME”
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Slushie: So wait….you’re asking people to pay you 250g up front for the 1% chance at a mount drop that can easily be soloed by any 85?
davepoobond: yes
davepoobond: im glad you caught on
Slushie: Havent gotten any bites have you
davepoobond: yes, by people who can’t read
Slushie: yeah get used to that
davepoobond: no shit
davepoobond: i make my money solely on exploiting the retards in this game
davepoobond: it brightens my day knowing there’s someone of lesser intelligence than i
WoW Chat #21141: Nightwoker -> davepoobond
In the trade chat channel in World of Warcraft, I was spouting:
“WTS [Fiery Warhorse’s Reins] mount RUN – 250g or best offer, pst! If it drops its yours! READ THIS BEFORE WHISPERING ME”
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Nightwoker: hm is it
Nightwoker: i mean lvl
davepoobond: what?
Nightwoker: nvm
Nightwoker: wrong person
WoW Chat #21140: Ghoest -> davepoobond
I was doing the Rock Lobster fishing daily in Stormwind when…
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Ghoest: how do you cloleck them
davepoobond: what
Ghoest: the lobster it ownt let me
davepoobond: idk man you right click them
Ghoest: dont got that option AHHHH
WoW Chat #21139: Cantevennerf -> davepoobond
In the trade chat channel in World of Warcraft, I was spouting:
“WTS [Fiery Warhorse’s Reins] mount RUN – 250g or best offer, pst! If it drops its yours! READ THIS BEFORE WHISPERING ME. DO NOT WANT TO BUY YOUR NERD RAGE”
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Cantevennerf: NERD RAGE 50G MAN I SWEAR ITS TOP-TIER RAGE
davepoobond: SORTA WANT
davepoobond: AT FIRST I WAS LIKE D:
davepoobond: THEN I WAS LIKE D:
WoW Chat #21138: Btk -> davepoobond
In the trade chat channel in World of Warcraft I was spouting:
“WTS [Fiery Warhorse’s Reins] mount RUN – 250g or best offer, pst! If it drops its yours! READ THIS BEFORE WHISPERING ME.”
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Btk: anyone can solo the first boss in kara, your stupid
davepoobond: you’re stupider for complaining
Btk: problem?
davepoobond: x + y = z
davepoobond: solve for y
Btk: y= your mum x=my wood z= you
davepoobond: hello, how has your day been today
Btk: deal with it
Quote #21137
::davepoobond rings up a Scantron for a girl. It comes out to 27 cents and she dumps her crap on the counter, digging through her huge purse trying to get change.::
Girl (in a seemingly joking manner): “Sorry, I’m so disorganized”
davepoobond: “Oh, it’s okay. I charge five dollars for overnight parking.”
Girl (really angry all of a sudden): “I’M NOT GOING TO BE HERE THAT LONG!”
::Girl pays for her Scantron and leaves::
– at davepoobond’s job
Quote #21126: The Stars
A while ago, davepoobond drew some star thingies on the table at high school and the next day, there’s something written under them. This all takes a really long time, because each message is on the table every other day.
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Guy (that wrote on the table): “who drew these damn star thingys?”
davepoobond (writing on the table): “a hot girl, duh!” (There is a heart over the I and as the period in the exclamation mark)
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Next day…
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Guy: “o shit. that kicks ass
kinda at least”
davepoobond: “I take it in the ass, too!” (There are hearts on the I’s and the exclamation mark)
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Next day…
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Guy: “that’s nasty but I’ll still do you =)”
davepoobond: “ok it’s a date. Whats your name?” (There are hearts on the I’s)
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Next day…
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Guy: “Mike, you?”
davepoobond: “Last name….?” (There is a heart for the question mark’s period)
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Next day…
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Guy: “MIKE Andrews/whats ur nm”
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At another place on the table there was a green marker mark, so I made it into an “I” and put “love youuuu” after it.
“Mike” puts “I Love You, too” below it.
davepoobond doesn’t respond to the main conversation this time, so the next day, the guy darkens in “whats your name?”
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Mike (writing again): “what’s your name”
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davepoobond doesn’t say anything for a long time. After a while…
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davepoobond: “my name is Candy Cane.”
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The last part gets erased. Next time, davepoobond doesn’t see it.
Below all this writing davepoobond wrote “gay” with an arrow pointing towards the seat and under it.
“Mike” says…
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Mike: “so? you got beef wt gay ppl?”
davepoobond: “who? You?”
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Somewhere else on the table, someone wrote…
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davepoobond then puts “is gay” under it, so it looks like:
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And then the “STFU” appears, then “BLOW ME” appears. It looks like…
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davepoobond: “SUCK ME OFF!”
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Next day…
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Mike: “ok!”
davepoobond: “your MOMS ok!”
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Next day…
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Mike: “SWEET!”
davepoobond: “and sour…”
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Next day…
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Mike: “cream…
cheese!”
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It got stupid, so I didn’t write anymore.
Quote #21122
Brett: “Wanna blow my straw?”
davepoobond: “No!”
Brett: “Someone’s grumpy…”
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21120
Raymond: “since we’re a day ahead, can we have a party?”
Dr. OldNBald: “oh yeah, we’re havin’ a party on Friday…”
::Dr. OldNBald points to “test on Fri.” written on the blackboard::
– from davepoobond’s high school