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Quote #21591
“Your life is less valuable than fifteen dollars in pennies.”
– davepoobond
Quote #21518
“Momma said that weirdo ladies usually work in stripper clubs.”
– davepoobond
Quote #21517
“Momma said that houses are only a fairy tale.”
– davepoobond
Quote #21516
“Momma said that underwear store owners don’t make money, people steal their thongs, they make the most money on thongs, because they’re actually a food.”
– davepoobond
Quote #21515
“You told me that kitties peepee in the sand!”
– davepoobond
Quote #21514
“Momma said that towels are nature’s quicker picker upper… not dung beetles.”
– davepoobond
Quote #21513
“What did momma tell ya about crack whores, son? Never pay over 2 dollars for them!”
– davepoobond
Quote #21512
“Crack was daddy’s favorite candy.”
– davepoobond
Quote #21507
“My friend told me she lost 7 pounds not doing anything. What a bitch!”
– some customer at davepoobond’s job.
5-and-5 About Playing Video Games
A friend of mine told me to play one to two hours max of PS3 and/or PC games today and then write 5 positive things about the time I spent and 5 negative things about the time I spent.
So here’s the Positive 5:
1. Slowly expanding my knowledge of video games (design, gameplay, etc).
2. Getting more of whatever I needed in the particular game I played.
3. Sense of accomplishment for getting through in-game assigned goals.
4. Didn’t happen today, but I usually get to interact with other people I usually play with.
5. Unique to this hour of playtime I had, I did not get frustrated because no in-game elements greatly impeded what I had set out to do in-game.
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and the Negative 5:
1. Spent an hour or two of the day doing that instead of doing something else.
2. Adds to spending money on games because once I get through a certain amount of time playing a game I usually play the next game.
3. Sometimes I feel completely bored with playing and just don’t want to do it anymore, which I’ve been cutting down a lot of game time and working on getting through other things.
4. Its a never-ending cycle with the game I play, there’s always something more to do.
5. It starts to feel like a chore if I start to do things I don’t want to do in the game.
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I spent most of my day working on my web site and watching episodes of 24. I started watching the show over the past couple days and I’m almost through Season 1.
I honestly feel that the positives of playing games for a shorter amount of time than say 3 or 4 hours outweigh the negatives for that period of time. But after 3 hours, the whole day becomes wasted and the next is almost ready to start.
I am also currently pursuing a job opportunity with Blizzard and having a wide-variety of gaming knowledge as well as knowledge of their games will benefit me if they want to interview or hire me for a game tester position at their company. I think it would be a pretty amazing opportunity to work at Blizzard, not to mention it would be an associative use for my major from college.
First Day of Working Out
Well, I started working out this week on Thursday. It was sort of fun being able to do the exercises with someone else. I’ve never really done exercises with anyone else and its good to have a friend there cause he can tell me what I’m doing wrong or tell me how to exercise more efficiently than I would otherwise.
I’m not a health guru or even that knowledgeable about things you can do in the gym so its nice to be able to have someone there.
Recently my mom has been drilling into me that I am almost thirty years old (I’m only 25), and practically telling me that I’m fat and unsuccessful. She’s told me that she regretted sending me to college because my major has done nothing for me. I think its terribly unfair that she says these things because she’s making it seem like my life is already over. She says I have no ambition and that may be true, but ambition isn’t for everyone. I don’t see how doing random things that she envisions me doing that I have no interest in doing dictates whether or not I have ambition or not. The things I am ambitious about are all with the internet, with my web site and my ability to create, and that’s good enough for me.
In either case, it wasn’t so much of a wake-up call as it was just making myself better, and having enough of living the way I have been. Yes, I want to make my mom stop telling me to lose weight and to stop poking and prodding me to getting a job, but if its not those things it’d be another. That’s always how it’s been with her. In high school when I wasn’t “dangerously” overweight (I was still overweight, I’ve always felt that way) it was me being on the computer too much or me spending too much time playing games, or whatever. If it’s not one thing, it’s another. Those things haven’t directly affected anything in my life, and blaming anything but my own attitude and complacency would be a scapegoat.
Facebook Message #21483: davepoobond -> Abegail
davepoobond gets a friend request from some random person named Abegail. davepoobond sends a message to this person to figure out if he knows her (which he knows he doesn’t.)
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davepoobond: do i know you?
Abegail: im sorry about ur ask im not do
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And, not surprisingly, their profile was deleted since it was probably a spammer.
Quote #21436
::Girl talks about her soda preferences with her friend::
Girl: “I’m a Coke kid myself.”
davepoobond: “Oh, I was a heroin baby myself.”
::Girl’s friend laughs and Girl scoffs, obviously offended::
Quote #21434
::Girl is holding a large bottle of water::
“This is the National Whatever Drink of The Baseball!”
– a customer at davepoobond’s job