[2] [Zdettz]: looking for arean prtner
[2] [Varrah]: ^ and a dictionary
[2] [davepoobond]: looking for aryan partner
[2] [davepoobond]: or is it aryan printer
[2] [Soultorn]: bald white guy lf 2s…
[2] [Lockdots]: lol
[2] [Lilnuggie]: afro black guy lf 2
[2] [Soultorn]: GET HIM!!!
[2] [Lockdots]: swastika preferable?
[2] [Soultorn]: preferred but not required
Xonthebeach was spamming in trade to whisper “Zathwiker” for free gold.
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davepoobond: can i have gold
davepoobond: can i have gold
Xonthebeach: pst zathwiker
davepoobond: who is that
Xonthebeach: hes giving gold
davepoobond: cant you just give me gold
Xonthebeach: no
Xonthebeach: wish i could tho man 🙁
davepoobond: why not
Xonthebeach: gotta support the family
Xonthebeach: hard times.
davepoobond: how do you get a family
Xonthebeach: well
Xonthebeach: are u sitting down?
Xonthebeach: its a long story
davepoobond: ok i have all day
Xonthebeach: k
Xonthebeach: well, it started back in 1096
Xonthebeach: 1986*
Xonthebeach: i was born
Xonthebeach: i was conceived by Chilo
davepoobond: is that before or after Tom and Huck?
Xonthebeach: he’s in your guild
Xonthebeach: probably after
Xonthebeach: Chilo should know
Xonthebeach: hes my biological father
davepoobond: go on
Xonthebeach: anyways
Xonthebeach: Chilo was a great father
Xonthebeach: but then i grew up
davepoobond: like jesus?
Xonthebeach: and met a female
Xonthebeach: better than Jesus
davepoobond: female jesus?
Xonthebeach: we fell in love, and startd a family
Xonthebeach: i was a blue collar worker
davepoobond: with jesus?
Xonthebeach: then the recession hit
davepoobond: is that before or after postmodernism?
Xonthebeach: after
Xonthebeach: this is during the time of the hipsters
Xonthebeach: anyways
Xonthebeach: recession hit, and raid boss werent getting killed, so my funds went low “(
Xonthebeach: so theres my shitty story.
davepoobond: but can i have gold?
Xonthebeach: im sorry, i cant spare a copper
Xonthebeach: see im also a Jew/
davepoobond: why
Xonthebeach: i have the nose
davepoobond: you know what they say right
davepoobond: the nose knows
Xonthebeach: lul
Xonthebeach: haha that shit made me laugh
Xonthebeach: can we be friends?
davepoobond: sure
Xonthebeach: im also drunk atm
Xonthebeach: tell chilo i said hi 🙂
Xonthebeach: he was my old GM
Xonthebeach: on our old server
davepoobond: will do
Zarghon: can i hav 100g for mount plz
Zarghon: its my bday!!
davepoobond: plz bro i need 5g
davepoobond: i need to get epic flying, plz bro
Zarghon: haah verry funny
davepoobond: come onnnnnnn man
Zarghon: ur lying
davepoobond: plz bro plz
davepoobond: i need 5g man
Zarghon: watvr ill plzy ur game
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He trades me 5 gold.
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davepoobond: thx man
Zarghon: ya ya very funny
[2] [davepoobond]: good idea or bad idea: shaving my feet
[2] [Duelostar]: good, just dont press down to hard
[2] [Dozr]: Nair stupid
[2] [Duelostar]: if you cut yourself it’ll be painful and it’ll probably get infected
[2] [davepoobond]: is it weird if i shave my foot hair and then sprinkle it on my nutsack to make it look like i have hairy balls
[2] [Cupp]: no not at all
[2] [Excerion]: no
[2] [Cupp]: you do that too?
[2] [davepoobond]: not yet
[2] [Azzrael]: as long as it’s your hair, i say go for it
[2] [Darnate]: I say shave your butt next time
[2] [Furrywarriar]: lol
[2] [davepoobond]: ok i did it, its so cool
davepoobond: give me free gold
davepoobond: hello? are you giving gold
Dogooder: comment ca va?
davepoobond: hello?
davepoobond: are you there?
Dogooder: est tu?
davepoobond: como se dice give me free gold
davepoobond: ?
davepoobond: hello?
In Stranglethorn Vale, we were about to fight for the Gurubashi Arena Trinket…
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davepoobond: guess we’re fightin for the trinket?
Dfang: guess so
Dfang: gonna smash his face into the ground
davepoobond: who
Dfang: lol mt
davepoobond: right
Dfang: yeah i fail
I was selling shitty, incomplete, gray sets with no stats on them in trade chat.
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Alorgantari: got any leather?
davepoobond: yeah
davepoobond: [Frozen Leather Helmet] [Frozen Shoulderpads]
davepoobond: [Frozen Armor] [Frozen Bracers]
davepoobond: [Frozen Belt] [Frozen Pants]
davepoobond: [Frozen Boots]
davepoobond: missing 1 piece, so its 50g
Alorgantari: looks lame lol
davepoobond: thats the point 😉
davepoobond: thats the point 😉
Alorgantari: 5g
Alorgantari: deal or no deal
davepoobond: no deal, sorry id rather vendor lol
Alorgantari: lol
davepoobond: tryin to trick a trickster
davepoobond: will get you nowhere fast
Alorgantari: lol
Alorgantari: im the trickest
Alorgantari: u got nothin on my beerz
davepoobond: sorry but your terrible grammar and spelling eludes me from understanding your point
Aggo: The game, you’re always playing it, you can never stop, you’re winning as long as you dont think about it, but when you think about it you lose
Aggo: The game, you’re always playing it, you can never stop, you’re winning as long as you dont think about it, but when you think about it you lose
Aggo: The game, you’re always playing it, you can never stop, you’re winning as long as you dont think about it, but when you think about it you lose
davepoobond: who are you
Aggo: I’m Kenny Rogers
davepoobond: why are you on my computer
Aggo: because i love you
davepoobond: i am sorry but i do not illicit emotion
davepoobond: please retry input
Aggo: I’m Kenny Rogers
davepoobond: Hello, Kenny Rogers. I am Fron.
davepoobond: Awaiting user input…
davepoobond: Please type /help if you need help.
Aggo: Error Message 535: Windows has shut down to prevent further damage to your computer.
davepoobond: I do not recognize that error, I am sorry.
davepoobond: Please type /help if you need help.
Went outside to walk my dog and these things happened:
2 people were pulled over in their car in a “no stopping at any time” zone. One was on his phone away from the open passenger car door. The other, which I assume was a girl, was making puking/spitting sounds inside the car, even though the car door was open and she was actually standing outside. and the guy was just on his phone talking about something I didn’t understand.
I cut across the street so I don’t have to walk past them. then I see some random fat lady sitting on the concrete box thing full of phone/cable equipment or whatever it is in there just sitting there doing nothing, staring at a wall.
Then I avoid her and walk back towards where I came from, and some old guy comes out of the gate and just stands there and just stares at stuff around, he’s not even doing anything.
So I walk farther down the sidewalk away from him, and some shirtless younger looking guy is walking in my direction putting a shirt on. He says something like “good morning” to me and then goes over to where the old guy is and stands around him. No idea what they’re saying cause im far away from them at that point.
So I’m kinda looking in the general direction to see if they’re doing a drug deal, then I see the fat lady getting up and walking down the middle of the street going towards something I didn’t care to find out because I was freaked out and ran back into my house.
And this all happened before 12 am, thursday night… wtf was that all about?
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