“Is it a shelf with mugs? It most certainly is!”
– from the TV
Tag Archives: cup
Quote #22949
“This isn’t even a bowl! It’s a cup!”
– MWMATRD
Am I an Introvert or an Extrovert?
Are you an introvert or an extrovert? Answer the next 10 questions, and tally up your results at the end to see your fate.
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Total up how many of each Introvert and Extrovert answers you’ve selected.
If you’ve chosen more answers that are marked as Introvert, then you’re a loner. Get some friends. Or play volleyball.
If you selected more answers that are marked as Extrovert, then you’re an asshole. You might want to keep yourself a little contained, you try-hard.
If you chose more of the third answer in this quiz, then you are either extremely lame or really really crazy.
Joke #18493
The district attorney was cross-examining the murderess on the witness stand.
“And so after you had poisoned the coffee and your husband sat at the breakfast table partaking of the fatal dosage, didn’t you feel any qualms? Didn’t you feel the slightest pity for him knowing that he was about to die and was wholly unconscious of it?”
“Yes,” she answered. “Come to think of it…there was just a moment when I sort of felt sorry for him.”
“And, when was that?”
“When he asked for the second cup.”
Joke #18291
Q: What did the teaspoon say to the measuring cup?
A: “May I level with you?”
What could have made the cup turn over?
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“Bugs and snakes may not be everyone’s cup of tea!”
– Mrs. DYKE
Quote #15847
“There’s a hole in the paw of my teddy bear and his stuffing’s showing through, but he wouldn’t be the same if he were fresh and bright and new!”
– A mug that elmoisfurry has
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::commenting about the quote above::
“of course it wont be the same if ITS NEW. damn they’re stupid.”
– elmoisfurry
Quote #15513
“the Quebec cups…sorry the Quebec cops…”
– from the Radio
Quote #14850
“HTML gear is the best thing since Everton won the cup.”
– from the Internet
Quote #14753
“I would like a large cup of you”
– from the Internet
Quote #14729
“get me a cup or I’ll scream!”
– Angels in the Outfield (1994)