cumshot – n. the act of ejaculation
Tag Archives: cum
creampie
creampie – n. a type of adult film scene where the man ejaculates inside the woman
cream
cream – n. slang for semen
;} v. slang for the act of ejaculation
CIM
CIM – Acronym. acronym for “cum in mouth.”
Joke #21224
Ever wonder why the Rolling Stones were the bad-boy rival of the Beatles?
Perhaps it was their lyrics: “You make a dead man cum.”
Weather Report
Here is tomorrow’s weather report for Iraq and vicinity. Early tomorrow a tit front will collide with a mass of hot cum moving from the north. This means we can expect Blowing winds and occasional orgasms by late afternoon. Wind velocity will be 69 mph and the high temperature should be around 98.6 degrees. So, if you’re going out, you’d better wear a bra.
Quote #21040
“Hey my name is Nikki
im 19 yrs..I am half Guyanese and half Brazilian
I go to Georgetown University
Cum check out my site that is helping me pay for college
We have many pixs of my friends and im in the international section of our site
CUM CHECK OUT OUR HOT PIXS”
– from a spam e-mail
unvelero
unvelero – v. to use your cum as a dipping sauce or a sweetener
Holmes’ Sayings for a Conversation
These are good to use if you want to spark up a conversation but don’t know what to say!
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1. “Hey, are you circumcised?”
2. “Nice shirt, I saw one exactly like that at the salvation army”
3. “Hey, would you like to start a sexual relationship?”
4. “You don’t know me but will you marry me?”
5. “You might not remember me but that’s because of all the booze you drank last night.”
6. “My friend told me you were nice and good in bed”
7. “So what do you think, Cheese Whiz or Cheese sticks?”
8. “Can I follow you home?”
9. “Hey, I’m doing a poll: Do you wear protection?”
10. “Can I come over to your house and eat one time?”
11. “Are you a lonely puristic loyal Caucasian women?”
12. “Do I have anything up my nose?”
13. “Can I touch your body or do you want to touch mine? Tell you what, we’ll flip a coin for it.”
14. “Have you ever herd of this thing called ‘The Internet'”?
15. “Hey, how much do you make every month?”
16. “Don’t look at me like that!”
17. “Hola, yo estoy hablar en un lingua romantica.”
18. “Stop touching me in my private areas!”
19. “I’m related to Bill Gates.”
20. “So you look more beautiful up close then from the treetop near your bathroom.”
Joke #5485
Q: Why has Father Christmas got such a lousy sex life?
A: Because he only comes once a year.
xenx
xenx – v. to cum, and it feels so good you want to tell your cat
vocuz
vocuz – v. to scream “ejaculation” when you ejaculate
tagliabue
tagliabue – n. a jar of cum
sprog
sprog – n. another word for “sperm” or “cum.”
Ex. Someone got caught sprogging in the Gents while looking at a porno magazine and left a big slag in the pissing trough.
spooge
spooge – n. a variation of cum, kum, cream sauce, white wash, my descendants, or ejaculate.
Ex. I think my spooge left pecker tracks on her sheets.