“I can make kids wear lingerie”
– stimpyismyname
Tag Archives: children
Quote #14762
“Children in the dark cause accidents, Accidents in the dark cause children!”
– from the Internet
Quote #14165
“and the children can have AIDS”
– Mr. P-yooson
Quote #13385
“uhhh children! Behaving badly!”
– Miss Canoffat
Joke #12783
Did you hear about the two kids whose room was so dirty that their roaches moved to a better neighborhood?
You Know You’re Living In the Past If…
You know you’re living in the past if:
…You think children are to be seen and not heard.
…Detroit stopped making parts for your car ten years ago.
…The last time you went to the movies, they were still censoring people who kissed each other on the mouth.
…You think the most suggestive dance you ever saw is the Twist.
…You think the family car belongs to the parents.
…You think a picket line is a fence.
Joke #12477
A word to the wise: People with the last name of Train should never nickname any of their children “Choo Choo.”
Joke #12439
The way my kids eat, after meals we’re lucky to have the napkins and plates left over.
Joke #11359
Both sides of our family turned out for my wife’s college graduation. After the dean finished awarding all the diploma’s, he requested, “Will all the ‘cum laudes’ please stand up?”
My mother-in-law leaned over and whispered, “Wow! The Cum Laude family sure has a lot of kids!”
termitator
termitator – n. a termite from the future that wants to eat little kids
Joke #10607
Q: Why did the children all eat their homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
iucerezaco
iucerezaco – n. a group of Mexican kids swinging bats screaming “get the presents, get the presents!”
vizibwa
vizibwa – v. to use starving children in Africa to make money
PTA Protest at a School
About 20 stupid parents are protesting because theirs and other stupid kids break their arms while playing on the “horizontal ladder” in the “equipment” (with all the slides and stuff like that) that is worth $43,175 and the rubber is actually “causing the broken arms” when they fall, and the protesters say that wood chip mulch crap is better than the rubber.
I say its the dumbass kids’ fault, for being a dumbass and falling off the damn ladder! the parents are protesting so that the school doesn’t replace the rubber with the same rubber stuff. the wood chips would just make it a harder fall, and jam into their bodies when they fell down. oh yeah, thats a lot better…stupid 20 dumbasses! TEACH YOUR DAMN KIDS TO NOT FALL OFF A LADDER! That sure shows where they’ll be going in the future, if you ask me…they climb the ladder, but when they’re at the top, they fall and break their damn puny arms!