Q: Why wouldn’t you buy a used car from a fresh fruit dealer?
A: You might end up with a lemon!
Tag Archives: car
Joke #17624
Q: What did the mother ghost say when the little ghosts got into the car?
A: “Boo-kle up your sheet-belts!”
Joke #17606
Q: Where do dogs like to keep their cars?
A: In a barking lot!
Joke #17600
Q: Which car do our feline friends like best?
A: Cat-illacs.
Picnic in the Park
Last people in the car with?
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“yeah you are, you are going to get a car”
– davepoobond
Quote #16916
“You poop in my car”
– davepoobond
Quote #16817
Written in the profile field “Personal Quote:”
“why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly”
– from the internet
Quote #16783
“this isn’t Burger King, where you can drive through!”
– Mrs. Stickums
Quote #16157
“My car breaks down…urp!”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school