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Tag Archives: butt
Quote #16837
“Up your butt around the corner 3 blocks away from Fred’s Manure table!”
– davepoobond
Quote #15625
“350 multiplied by 15 divided by 175 equals m-sub-2. That equals 5 feet from my fulcrum in my head implanted by staples and slopes through my butt”
– Ms. E
Note: I sort of made up the last part of that quote since I lost track of what she was saying.
Quote #14737
“get-cho-butt-up-there-NOW!”
– Angels in the Outfield (1994)
Quote #14704
“If we crash, then whatever is left of me, is kicking your can”
– Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2001)
Quote #13908
“wanna see a butt? hehehehe!! here it is (_I_) hahahahahaha!!!”
– Donkmaster
Quote #13843
“a karate kicking chimpanzee will kick your butt!”
– from a book
Quote #13402
“It’s that weirdo who kept sneaking peeks at Milea’s butt!”
– From a video game
Ass Crack Man
So I was driving to my internship and finding a place to park earlier today, and I see this dude wearing only his boxers and a weird teal shirt that was showing entirely too much shoulder and weird moccasin-type footwear.
To my displeasure, the man’s ass crack began to show, like half of his ass. I thought to myself, "this could not be any worse." But it did. As I was parking (he was right by where I was parking), he bends down and picks something up. I tried to look away, but I was forced to have him in my peripheral vision since I was still driving.
DISGUSTING.
Joke #8901
The scene is the darkest jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through the jungle when the one in the rear suddenly reaches out with his tongue and licks the butt of the one in front. The lead tiger turns and says, “Hey, cut it out, alright.” The other tiger says sorry and they continue on their way.
After about five minutes the rear tiger suddenly repeats his action. The front tiger turns angrily and says,” I said don’t do that again!” The rear tiger says “sorry” again and they continue.
After about another five minutes, the rear tiger repeats his action. The front tiger turns and says, “What is it with you, anyway? I said to stop.” The rear tiger says, “I really am sorry but I just ate a lawyer and I’m just trying to get the taste out of my mouth.”
Bad Submission #8636
name = car
email = utica4life@aol.com
use_email = yes
This_is_a(n) = IM
i_am = female
chat_room_name =
victims = male
submission = your feet smell and your butt smell worst
My Idol
The Many Ways to Say Butt
A – Ass, Arse, Asscheeks, Apple, Arsch (German), A$$
B – Butt, Behind, Backside, Booty, Bottom, Bum, Buns, Buttocks, Badonkadonk, Bon bon, B-hind, Bawtt, Buttox, Buttcheeks, Base, Back pack, le Bout (French), Bumbum (Portuguese)
C – Can, Culo, Caboose, Cheeks, Coccyx, la Culata (Spanish), el Cabezada (Spanish), le Cul (French)
D – Derriere
E – Extremity, el Extremo (Spanish)
F – Fanny, Fundament, Fart place, Fart box
G – Gluteus maximus, Ginger bottoms, Ginger
H – Hiney, Heinie, Hind end, Hind-quarters, Honker, Haunch, Hintern (German)
I –
J – Junk in the trunk
K – Keister, Kaboose, Kugelfang (German)
L – Laffy Taffy, Lower extremity
M – Medicine balls, Mozzicone (Italian)
N – Nates
O –
P – Poop factory, Posterior, Prat, Patooty, Pipe, el Pez Plano (Spanish), Popo (Turkish)
Q –
R – Rear, Rump, Rear hind, Rear end, Rectum, Rassinn (Icelandic), Rumpe (Norwegian)
S – Seat, Stern, Spatatta, Spooty, Sphincter, Spooty Patooty, The Stink
T – Tooshie, Tush, Tushie, Tailbone, Tail, Trunk, Tooter, The thing you sit on, The thing you fart out of, The thing that gets cold when you sit on something cold, The place where people brand livestock usually, el Topetazo (Spanish)
U – Underside, Undercarriage
V –
W – Wazoo, What my momma gave me
X –
Y – You Know What
Z –