::acting like its the end of the world::
“you dropped it on the floor, and completely stepped on it!”
It was just a book.
– Miss Canoffat
Tag Archives: book
Joke #13314
Q: What’s a cat’s favorite thing to read?
A: A catalog.
Joke #13154
A teenaged girl said, “I’ll tell you this, a lot of men are going to be sick when I marry.”
Her brother put down his school book and asked, “Gosh! How many are you going to marry?”
Joke #13043
If I decided to write a novel about all the exciting things that happened to me during my life I’d end up with a short story.
Joke #12968
It seems like every celebrity is writing an expose these days. In the old days people used to kiss and tell. Now they kiss and sell… the book rights.
Joke #12926
There’s something new on the medical market. It’s called the Hypochondriac’s Almanac. It’s the perfect gift for people who swear they have everything.
Joke #12837
Football player to his college coach: “I know I’m not too smart, coach, but can you stop the other guys from hiding my coloring books and crayons?”
Joke #12549
Contrary to popular belief, youngsters do know the value of a dollar today …two candy bars and a comic book.
Joke #12248
Feed your mind today. Devour a novel.
Joke #12242
Fish is not brain food. Books are.
Joke #12191
Anyone who thinks he’s too smart to read books is too dumb to know how stupid he is.
explorer
explorer – n. a guy who gets enough facts for a book
School Classmates
You can tell a freshman,
by his slap-happy look.
You tell a sophomore,
because he carries a comic book.
You can tell a junior,
by his debonair and such.
You tell a senior,
but you can’t tell him much.
Joke #12017
My husband is so cheap! I asked him to buy me an air conditioner to keep cool and what does he get me? A book of horror stories. He told me if I feel warm, to read them and they’ll make my blood run cold.
That’s nothing. My husband is such a miser that when he takes a dollar out of his wallet, the moths fly out!
Joke #11939
We know a man who lived in a really small town. He said they closed down the local library because someone took out the book.