Joke #12017

My husband is so cheap!  I asked him to buy me an air conditioner to keep cool and what does he get me?  A book of horror stories.  He told me if I feel warm, to read them and they’ll make my blood run cold.

That’s nothing.  My husband is such a miser that when he takes a dollar out of his wallet, the moths fly out!

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