National Pets’-Birthdays Day – n. a holiday that occurs on July 17th
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National Father’s-Birthday Day
National Father’s-Birthday Day – n. a holiday that occurs on July 12
National Female-Friends’-Birthday Day
National Female-Friends’-Birthday Day – n. a holiday that occurs on June 17th
National Your-Crush’s-Birthday Day
National Your-Crush’s-Birthday Day – n. a holiday that occurs on June 1st.
National Hot-Mammas’-Birthday Day
National Hot-Mammas’-Birthday Day – n. a holiday that occurs on April 16th.
National Celebrate-Your-Teachers’-Birthdays Day
National Celebrate-Your-Teachers’-Birthdays Day – n. a holiday that occurs on November 2nd
National It’s-All-About-My-Birthday Day
National It’s-All-About-My-Birthday Day – n. a holiday that takes place on August 14th.
Joke #18718
A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday.
“I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear — everything there was!
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald’s they went, where her husband ordered her a Big Mac along with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie – and hotdogs, popcorn, soda pop, and candy. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
He leaned over and lovingly asked, “Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
She half opened one eye. “You idiot, I meant my dress size.”
Joke #18361
Q: What do you give a snowman for his birthday?
A: A cake of ice.
Joke #18059
Q: What could you give a kangaroo for his birthday that you couldn’t give a frog?
A: A pocket watch.
On your 120th birthday and you were alive, would you:
Quote #17040
“overwrought with the birthday party he’s having, Little Johnny couldn’t go to sleep”
– davepoobond
Quote #16365
“I’m wearing a skirt on my birthday”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #13967
“we celebrated my grandmother’s birthday after tomorrow”
– sisterpoobond
Quote #13669
::trying to be funny(?)::
“I was gonna get you a birthday cake, but I was afraid I would drop it, so I didn’t”
– Dr. OldNBald