smicalni – v. to paint a sparrow with the intent of selling it as a parakeet
Tag Archives: bird
Joke #24624
Q: What does a 500 pound parakeet say?
A: “Tweet!!!”
Joke #23457
Q: True or False? Dinosaurs made their nests in the same place every year.
A: True! Just like birds today, some dinosaurs would return to a nesting site year after year.
Joke #23426
Q: Why did the bird go to the theater?
A: She wanted to wait in the wings.
moocow
moocow – v. to whistle for your lost canary before seven o’clock in the morning
avisodomy
avisodomy – n. the act of having sex with a bird
The Top 15 Upcoming Thanksgiving-Themed Movies
15. To Kill A Walking Bird
14. My Best Friend’s Dressing
13. Thighs Wide Shut
12. The Texas Coleslaw Massacre
11. Casserolablanca
10. The Fabulous Baster Boys
9. 12 Hungry Men
8. Silence of the Yams
7. For Love of The Game Hen
6. I Know What You Ate Last Winter
5. All the President’s Menu
4. White Meat Can’t Jump
3. When Harry Met Salad
2. The Story of U.S.
1. The Wing and I
Joke #18329
Q: Why was the bird arrested?
A: For blue jay walking.
Joke #18191
Q: What does the Road Runner do when it can’t sleep?
A: It counts beep.
Joke #18141
Q: What kind of birds always stick together?
A: Vel Crows.
Joke #18089
A duck with a Band-Aid on his nose went to see his doctor.
“Are you hear about your beak?” asked the nurse.
“No,” said the duck, “I’m here about my bill.”
Joke #18018
Q: What kind of birds always write in ink?
A: Pen-guins.
Joke #18017
Q: How come birds don’t eat in restaurants?
A: Because they like pecking their own lunch.
Joke #18016
Q: What would you get if you crossed a canary and a magician?
A: Cheap tricks.
Joke #17978
Q: What’s a cat’s favorite vegetable?
A: Birds’ Eye