Q: What did the flower say to the bike?
A: Petal
Q: What did the flower say to the bike?
A: Petal
Mary had a little bike,
She rode it on the grass
Everytime the wheel went round
A spoke went up her ass
davepoobond, getting off work, walks toward home. He hears an owl sound, and Cory is sitting on a bench looking at davepoobond.
davepoobond: “What, are you perched like an owl? What are you doing?”
Cory: “I’m waiting for…”
Cory turns around, and we both look in the same direction to the right.
Cory: “…her, actually.”
In the next instant, Monze takes a huge spill and does a somersault off her bike, because she hit the corner of a low wall trying to avoid hitting some girls that were on their phone.
Cory and davepoobond look at each other all weird and think that she might be hurt, but she gets up and seems fine.
It was hilarious because it was almost comically timed.
– at davepoobond’s work location
Written in the profile field “Marital Status:”
“To my dirt bike, im 19 cmon, now”
– from the internet
“a bike? how do you steal a bike?”
::has disbelief in her voice that anyone could actually steal a bike::
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Sam: Why did you let the air out of the tires on your new bike?
Mary: So I can reach the pedals!
zifinibobbityboobynoo – n. a dumb guy who eats worms and bikes while shooting turkey while falling off
pozzo – n. a bomb on a bicycle
poyex – v. to jump off a mountain riding a bike
eluck – n. a midget BMX biker
ceauid – adj. to not know how to ride a bike