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Bad Submissions

Bad Submission #20284

March 4, 2011 Go Smoke A Toilet 1 Comment

Submitted through the Other submission form.

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name = Go Smoke A Toilet

email =

use_email = no

type = Bad submissions archive

title = What does it take?

submission = What’s it take to get into the bad submission archive??????? Is it like a “really bad submissions only”-type area??????? What the heck do I have to get in there???????? Huh???????? What do I have to doooooooooo???????? Arrrrrrgh!!!!!!!!! It’s driving me NUTS!!!!!!! Absolutely NUTS!!!!!!! GAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! PLEASE put this in the bad submissions archive!!!!!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!! OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!! I like oranges.

Dictionary

hice

August 11, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

hice – n. a dumbass who submits stuff to Squackle so it can go in The Bad Submission Archive

Site Updates

UPDATE 9-18-03

September 18, 2003 davepoobond Leave a comment

Pick of May 27, 2003

davepoobond: we were down for a while. Sorry for that, we were moving to a new server, so tell all your friends that we’re back up! The main problem was because of Name Bargain, those stupid fucks. It took them 4 god damn months to get their shit straight, and transfer the URL to the new server. And i was wrong about the Squackle! Shop thing…yeah…but some good came out of it, i guess. It made me make a separate page for the squackle shop so you can see all the things that you can waste your money on. And if you care or remember, i was running for that position in the school ASB, i lost…it was rigged i bet. Everyone said they voted for me, too.

The bulletin board is 90% functional.

Please tell your friends about Squackle!

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2700 words, 100 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Questionable Content / Movies – nvfd, What NOT To Do, Fun Facts and Stuff, Mind Fuck, Thunderkiss ’65 Music Video, The Journey Home, Yorkshire

Stupid IMs – elmoisfurry IM 29, elmoisfurry IM 30, elmoisfurry IM 31, elmoisfurry IM 32, davepoobond IM 18, XeeD The CaT IM, chaterbabe13 IM, Lew IM, cheese skater IM, SnuggleMePink IM, willowslim IM, Rufus_is_Rich IM

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Commercial: Bad Vacation Agency, Commercial: I-Rental, Commercial: Crusty French Bread, Movie: Fur-Assic Park (NEW SCENES ADDED!!!!!!@)

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 94, Bad Submission 95, Bad Submission 96, Bad Submission 97, Bad Submission 98, Bad Submission 99

The Fan Mail Archive – Fan Mail 9, Fan Mail 10

Other Junk – Find Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

Screwed Up Chronicles – The Screwed Up Movies, The Screwed Up Music, The Screwed Up TV

Stories – The Autobiography of Arby, the Crappy Fast Food Restaurant Owner – a true story…?, The Janitor’s Great Adventure – a pregnant lady changes Burger King’s life, Battle – the battle of the ducks, Smrat anal sex – yeah..

Songs – It’s Raining Beer, sung to the song “It’s Raining Men” by Weather Girls, The Hoapoate Shuffle, sung to the song “The Curly Shuffle,” by Dr. Demento

Chat Room Stuff – Wang rape, Anotha one, Funked up Yahoo chat

Site Updates

UPDATE 4-22-03

April 22, 2003 davepoobond Leave a comment

Pick of April 22, 2003

davepoobond: wow…its the first time I didn’t update the dictionary for a longgg time….I don’t know if that’s a good thing…

stimpyismyname: re-re

stuff updated/put up:

Questionable Content / Movies – Dancing blowthetoad 2, Dancing blowthetoad 3

The Screwed Up Games – Chao (PC) (Rating: 5/10), The Hobbit (PC) (Rating: 2/10)

The Screwed Up World– proof all girls are evil (it’s mathmatical)

Stupid IMs – scary fairy elf IM, Blind Bubba IM 11, Soup Nazi IM 4, allymd IM, SoccerGirl IM

Squackle! Advertisement Gallery – Squackle! Advertisement 5

Jokes – Knock Knock Jokes, Quicky Jokes, Blonde Jokes

Poems – Ha ha

Serious Poems – bmx

Songs – Horse Locker Junk Room, Popeye Songs, Jingle Bells Songs, Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 91, Bad Submission 92, Bad Submission 93

Site Updates

UPDATE 4-08-03

April 8, 2003 davepoobond Leave a comment

Pick of April 8, 2003

davepoobond: Today is probably the biggest update you’ll ever see…I don’t know what came over me, i just felt like putting all this crap up on the SAME day! I know its amazing…but while you’re in a state of shock, don’t forget to check out the blowthetoad Hate Shrine, featuring blowthetoad: A look at his life

stimpyismyname: fart

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2400 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Questionable Content / Movies – blowthetoad: A look at his life, Go Ninja Go Music Video, supercool, Don’t Fear the Reaper Music Video, stupid, davepoobond’s Web Cam, Bob Teaches Breakdancing, The Vanilla Ice Story, The Box

Pictures – beeer, blunt, stoned, weed

The Screwed Up Town – Stupid Note 3, Stupid Note 4

The Screwed Up People – davepoobond: Rainforest Letter, Email to a “Prison Warden”

Squackle Guides – How To Shave Your Ass

The Screwed Up Games – Kill The Dummies (PC) (Rating: 1/10)

Stupid IMs – jaz5191 IM, Certified wanabe IM, Automatic Man IM 2

Jokes – Quicky Jokes, Blonde Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes

Songs – London Bridge Is Falling Down Songs, Mary Had a Little Lamb Songs, Popeye Songs

Squackle Quotes – Misc. Quotes

Other Junk – Find Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 88, Bad Submission 89, Bad Submission 90

Site Updates

UPDATE 4-02-03

April 2, 2003 davepoobond Leave a comment

Pick of April 2, 2003

davepoobond: Tatu is soooo goodddd. Sorry, I really wanted to update Squackle yesterday for April Fools day, but I was getting laid….April FOOLS!!!! ahahaha…yeah…i think that’s more of an insult to me…

stimpyismyname: the producer of tony hawk doesnt like poop in video games. down with poop.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2350 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Movie: Fatman

The Screwed Up People – davepoobond: Dave’s First Date, Adman: Adman’s Endless Babble

The Screwed Up Games – Ore No Ryomi (PC) (Rating: 10/10), Sol (PC) (Rating: 8/10)

Stupid IMs – collegebabecam28 IM, fuzzynavel IM, foOiEaZzchck IM

Jokes – Quicky Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes, Blonde Jokes

Songs – Jingle Bells Songs

Stupid Health Stories – Ken’s Muscles

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 85, Bad Submission 86, Bad Submission 87

Site Updates

UPDATE 3-21-03

March 21, 2003 davepoobond Leave a comment

Pick of March 21, 2003

davepoobond: for the first time in almost a YEAR, i uploaded some new pictures in the pictures section. un…beh…..LIEVABLE.

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2250 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Pictures – Die Dacky, Cop Killa Cop Killa, barfer

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Commercial: Rose Hill Retirement Home, Kasio’s Krib Episode 1, Documentary: The Hobo Wars

Stupid IMs – Blind Bubba IM 10, Fajita Bum IM 4, AmandaLikesU2day IM, dnLFlipIt IM

The Screwed Up World – Plastic Straws

Songs – Popeye Songs

Jokes – Quicky Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes, Blonde Jokes

Other Junk – Find Your Armenian Name, Find Your Retard Name, Find Your Star Wars Name, Find Your Porn-Star Name

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 82, Bad Submission 83, Bad Submission 84

Site Updates

UPDATE 3-14-03

March 14, 2003 davepoobond Leave a comment

Pick of March 14, 2003

davepoobond: enjoy The Gaytrix….har har..it took me 2 years to finish and put up, but its finally up.

Blind Bubba: “Korean Hardcore Asian Thumbs” i searched for dark age of camelot and i got that

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2150 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Movie: The Gaytrix

Animations – kibble and bits, monkeys revenge

Stupid IMs – Tsenn IM 2, LuvinxAmanda1979 IM, elmoisfurry IM 27

The Screwed Up Games – GMPet (PC) (Rating: 2/10)

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 79, Bad Submission 80, Bad Submission 81

Songs – Popeye Songs, STORY BOUT A GRILL, sung to the song “Absolutely,” by Nine Days

Jokes – Quicky Jokes, Blonde Jokes

The Screwed Up World – Popups are like mythical hydras, Don’t ever miss the toilet

Site Updates

UPDATE 3-7-03

March 7, 2003 davepoobond Leave a comment

davepoobond: ok, this is mainly an update of stuff that was submitted…

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2100 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up World– add on, Marshmellows: The Cure to Anthrax

The Screwed Up Games – Clintario (PC) (Rating: 6/10)

Jokes – Blonde Jokes, Quicky Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes

Serious Poems – you are my love

Poems – An Ode To King Mongkut

Songs – Popeye Songs, Jingle Bells Songs, London Bridge Is Falling Down Songs

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Movie: Smarty Pants

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 76, Bad Submission 77, Bad Submission 78

Site Updates

UPDATE 3-2-03

March 2, 2003 davepoobond Leave a comment

davepoobond: Post on the Bulletin Board! its funnnnnnnn!

Adman: THAT CORNED BEEF IS PRETTY DARN CORNED!

stuff updated/put up:

Dictionary – 2050 words, 50 new. SUBMIT A WORD

The Screwed Up Games – Fun Tournament (PC) (Rating: 2/10), Ghostie (PC) (Rating: 6/10), Ghostie 2 (PC) (Rating: 7/10), Speed Cookie (PC) (Rating: 3/10)

Questionable Content / Movies – davepoobond vs. blowthetoad 2, The Square-Enix Deal, My Name Is Asshole, puke

Squackle Broadcasting Company (SBC) – Movie: Robot Porn

Submit To Squackle – Picture Submission – only submit .gif, .jpg and .png pictures here

Squackle Quotes – Ms. Boms, Mrs. Biology Bitch, davepoobond, Mr. P-yooson

The Bad Submission Archive – Bad Submission 73, Bad Submission 74, Bad Submission 75