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Promptly Return the Anal Lube, Please

This is an Email Forward you can send to your friends.

Subject: Promptly return the anal lube, please.

Dear madam,

According to surveillance tapes recorded earlier this week, you shoplifted two bottles of Squeeky brand anal lubricant.

We have informed the authorities about the situation and charges will be pressed. Please return the unused lube in the package to the closest available TARGET store, for possible sentence reduction.

We do not appreciate people taking anal lube (or any merchandise) from our stores.

You are hereby banned from all TARGET stores. And we here at TARGET hope they give you the chair, you little bitch!

Suan Partridge, TARGET inc.

Funny Search Terms

Sometimes people find Squackle with odd or funny search terms.  They’re so funny or weird sometimes, that I feel like I need to share it with the world.  Not saying that there isn’t a lot of weird shit on this site, but there are times where I just don’t expect certain search terms to actually lead to Squackle.  Also, I wouldn’t mind being the number one search for “what sound does a beaver make.”

Here’s a list of the exceedingly funny search terms as I see them, newest on top:

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socacilnacilcaso

socacilnacilcaso – n. the mixture of feelings you get when you realize that there is absolutely no toilet paper for you to wipe your ass with — and you’ve already sat down and let loose.  It is a three stage process.

Stage 1 – Astonishment and/or Surprise

Stage 2 – Realization, Reflection, Accusations, and/or Paranoia about conspiracy to remove the toilet paper from the bathroom.

Stage 3 – Resolution and/or Dirty ass