Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#6191: davepoobond -> BigBubbyPooh

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This entry is part 3 of 5 in the series nice s n lol

davepoobond: nice s n lol

BigBubbyPooh: yep

BigBubbyPooh: who may this be?

davepoobond: nice s n lol

BigBubbyPooh: i like your sn too

davepoobond: Thank you for your responses. They have been anonymously logged in the AI (Artifical Intelligence) response database. You can send one more response to be recorded. These are questions from promotion of a Christian website. So, be nice in your response. 🙂

BigBubbyPooh: i worship satan help me jesus!

BigBubbyPooh: help me

BigBubbyPooh: i need help jesus

BigBubbyPooh: help me

BigBubbyPooh: satan is torturing my life

BigBubbyPooh: not!

davepoobond: i said one you bastard

BigBubbyPooh: satan lives forever

BigBubbyPooh: ahahahhahahhahahahahaahhahahahahah

BigBubbyPooh: your the bastard

BigBubbyPooh: jesus is a bastard

BigBubbyPooh: i am jewish

davepoobond: your MOMS JEWISH

davepoobond: ha!

BigBubbyPooh: yea i am too

davepoobond: exactly.

BigBubbyPooh: duh!

davepoobond: ooooOOOOH dissssssssss

BigBubbyPooh: you wanna fight you big nosed booger pickin pitch??

davepoobond: no

BigBubbyPooh: huh?

BigBubbyPooh: huh?

davepoobond: i’m just a christian fellow

BigBubbyPooh: thats what i thought

BigBubbyPooh: shooooe

davepoobond: ‘en oo en aye, would you be?

davepoobond: traveler aye?

BigBubbyPooh: yes

davepoobond: we aint got much travelers ’round here

BigBubbyPooh: were are you?

davepoobond: you should stay away from Bane, he’s a twisted man….and his kind

BigBubbyPooh: up jesuses ass?

BigBubbyPooh: who is bane?

davepoobond: lookin for your dildo? i’m sorry, but there isnt any guild like that any more, i closed it up 2 years ago this very mornin’ for some fine wine

davepoobond: nice to see the back of him! nice to see the back of him

BigBubbyPooh: i love didos

BigBubbyPooh: i collect them

BigBubbyPooh: i like the used ones best!

BigBubbyPooh: mmmm mmmm mmmmmm

davepoobond: get a job

davepoobond: ya prick!

BigBubbyPooh: i have a job

davepoobond: what is it

BigBubbyPooh: i teach horse back riding

BigBubbyPooh: at the ymca

BigBubbyPooh: you?

davepoobond: this is my job.

davepoobond: i’m a robot

davepoobond: the AI

BigBubbyPooh: talk to

BigBubbyPooh: smarter child

BigBubbyPooh: he is a robot

davepoobond: he’s my brother.

BigBubbyPooh: maybee you guys can have cyber sex

davepoobond: oh, we do lad…we do.

BigBubbyPooh: yea?

BigBubbyPooh: me and my brothers fuck all the time they dp me

BigBubbyPooh: it feelllss

BigBubbyPooh: good

BigBubbyPooh: gooder than satan whiping my ass

(i get warned anonymously to 33%)

davepoobond: are you warning me?

BigBubbyPooh: no

davepoobond: sure ya arent…

BigBubbyPooh: how do u warn people?

davepoobond: shut up

BigBubbyPooh: i just got aim today

BigBubbyPooh: im not shure how to use it

davepoobond: ya ya go on

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I warn him to 35%.

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davepoobond: ya like that?

davepoobond: huh huh huh?

BigBubbyPooh: i dont think that god would think thats very nice

davepoobond: me – 33, you – 35

davepoobond: HA

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#6189: davepoobond -> BALTAUR SAMA

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davepoobond: moo

BALTAUR SAMA: NO! The cow of death!

davepoobond: yes! it is I

BALTAUR SAMA: iie!

davepoobond: ::chases after you::

BALTAUR SAMA: ::Runs::

BALTAUR SAMA: HAHAHA! Cows cannot match my speed!

davepoobond: ::jumps over the moon::

davepoobond: yes i can! i’m the cow of death

BALTAUR SAMA: ::Cannot see the moon::

davepoobond: ::lands on you:: ahahah

BALTAUR SAMA: ::Dead::

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#6186: davepoobond -> sparklypinkfairy

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davepoobond: moo.

sparklypinkfairy: hey

davepoobond: hi

sparklypinkfairy: sorry i cant read anything you’re writing

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: why not?

sparklypinkfairy: my ims not working

sparklypinkfairy: ttyl k

davepoobond: then how’d you answer my question?

sparklypinkfairy: all i see is a blank im box

davepoobond: sureee ya do

davepoobond: heh.

sparklypinkfairy: lets see

sparklypinkfairy: still not working

sparklypinkfairy: lemme try to restart

davepoobond: heh ok

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#6185: Marha -> davepoobond

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Marha: Who are you?

Marha: King Kong?

davepoobond: dave

Marha: okay

Marha: I don’t know you.

Marha: So

Marha: Goodbye.

Marha: 😀

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: you do now

davepoobond: you know my name so you know me

Marha: That’s like…a phrase I’d hear in a horror movie.

Marha: *rasp* “YOU DO, NOW.”

davepoobond: heh

Marha: Do you go to TCHS?

davepoobond: no

Marha: I thought so.

Marha: San Marino?

davepoobond: no

Marha: Where?

Marha: No school at all?

davepoobond: a city

Marha: Hobo Institute of Higher Learning?

davepoobond: yes…..

davepoobond: thats where i go

davepoobond: its a nice place

davepoobond: it has a peeing section in the pool

Marha: whoa

Marha: that’s a little too classy for me

davepoobond: hell yeh. only top top toppers get to go there

Marha: I’m not sure I can handle the pressure.

davepoobond: guess what

davepoobond: they feed us chlorine infested food

davepoobond: they switched it around.

davepoobond: they were supposed to pee on the food, and put chlorine in the water

Marha: ohhhh

davepoobond: but after 3 years, they didnt think it would matter anymore

Marha: yeah

Marha: they’ll do that to you

Marha: so? my best friend is Moldy McCheese.

Marha: I bet you don’t get coo friends like that.

davepoobond: the person that made my pencil is famous

davepoobond: his name is “Sharpy Sharpy McSharp Sharp”

Marha: oh

Marha: well

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#6184: sarahgirl1136 -> davepoobond

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sarahgirl1136:

hi my name is sarah, and i’m in college. My friend Megan and I are looking for a new special friend on the internet. to find out more about us, visit our website by clicking here NUDE pictures included =)

davepoobond: CAN WE PLEASE BE FRIENDS

davepoobond: I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND

davepoobond: where can i sign up to be one of these guys that go around and IM people like me?

Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#6183: GreenLantern -> davepoobond

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GreenLantern: hi

GreenLantern: sorry i got booted

davepoobond: ok

GreenLantern: so are u a Green Lantern?

davepoobond: sure,

GreenLantern: i dont see your ring

davepoobond: oops. i forgot it

davepoobond: let me put it on

GreenLantern: oh man………

GreenLantern: pleaz never take it off

GreenLantern: do u kno how to use your ring?

davepoobond: yep.

davepoobond: ::puts it on:: boo boo! ::shoots lasers out of it::

GreenLantern: would u like to join my friends Green Lantern rpg?

GreenLantern: ::shields::

yeah thats nice

davepoobond: sure

GreenLantern: ok

GreenLantern: whats you name?

GreenLantern: your*

davepoobond: Dave

GreenLantern: ok

GreenLantern: ok do u kno what to do when i do this?

GreenLantern: ::makes a pak of dogs::

GreenLantern: ::they all attack him::

davepoobond: ::makes a pack of mountain lions::

davepoobond: ::they all attack them::

GreenLantern: ::they dissolve::

GreenLantern: good

davepoobond: yay

GreenLantern: ::creates a giant tiger::

GreenLantern: ::it attacks::

davepoobond: ::creats a nerd in glasses::

davepoobond: YOU WOULDNT HURT A GUY IN GLASSES, WOULD YOU?

GreenLantern: ::creates a game show host::

GreenLantern: thats incorrect

davepoobond: AHH!!!!

davepoobond: ::kills the game show host with a giant fist that comes out of the ring::

GreenLantern: ill be watching u

GreenLantern: ::flies away::

davepoobond: why?

GreenLantern: ::a big boxing glove hammers him into the ground::

GreenLantern: ::laughs::

davepoobond: oh nooooooo

davepoobond: ::farts and blows up::

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#6181: Blind Bubba -> davepoobond

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Blind Bubba: HUZZAH

davepoobond: HOO HA!

davepoobond: how’s it been jelly bean?

Blind Bubba: im doing the goddamn fuckin math

Blind Bubba: I FIGURED IT OUT BIOATCH

davepoobond: damn you ::yawn::

davepoobond: i did it all in half an hour

davepoobond: so ha

Blind Bubba: YIPPEY KAY FUCKING AYE

Blind Bubba: WHAT THE HEL

Blind Bubba: THE ANSWERS ARENT HERE

davepoobond: heh

Blind Bubba: i even didi it in an algebra calculator

Blind Bubba: then a graphing calculator

Blind Bubba: AND THE ANSWER AINT HERE

davepoobond: thats your problem

Blind Bubba: yea stfu

Blind Bubba: i wasnt talking to u

Blind Bubba: wrong IM box

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: took a while

Blind Bubba: I was leading you on

davepoobond: sureeeeeee ya were

Blind Bubba: see, I made you say that

Blind Bubba: I manipulated the conversation so you would say those exact words

davepoobond: and you made me say this too?

davepoobond: OOGA BOOGA PIZZA HUT!

davepoobond: how about that?

Blind Bubba: bah

davepoobond: gtg bye

Blind Bubba: I curse the malformed sperm that somehow beat out all the healthy ones and created you in some horrible genetic accident

Blind Bubba: HA!

davepoobond: see you at summer school ::snicker::

Blind Bubba: HA!

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#6180: davepoobond -> Angelkisses

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I got a piece of junk mail that had some other people’s e-mail addresses in it, so I checked to see if any were on, and IMd the only one that was.

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davepoobond: dont you just hate junk mail?

davepoobond: i got the same stupid mail you got. ain’t that amazing?

davepoobond: i think its supposed to be a sign

AngelKisses: ok

davepoobond: i’m glad you agree

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#6179: chocotaco -> davepoobond

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chocotaco: hi. bye.

davepoobond: who the

chocotaco: who are you?

davepoobond: who are YOU

davepoobond: you IMd me

chocotaco: no u did

chocotaco: along time ago

chocotaco: so i added u ot the bl

davepoobond: no i didnt

chocotaco: ot = to

chocotaco: uh huh

davepoobond: what’d i say?

chocotaco: nutin

chocotaco: ur kinda wierd

davepoobond: how so

chocotaco: u said wierd shit fool

chocotaco: so wuts ur name?

davepoobond: when was this!

davepoobond: i dont know what you’re talking about

chocotaco: back int he day

chocotaco: maybe 4 months

davepoobond: he he he hell no…i didnt IM you…..its this sn “i” IMd you from?

chocotaco: wtf

chocotaco: yah

davepoobond: what type of stuff was i saying?

chocotaco: i dont remember

davepoobond: ok whatever.

davepoobond: whats your name

chocotaco: wtf is ur name?

davepoobond: wtf is ur name!

chocotaco: they call me romo

davepoobond: tony roma?

chocotaco: no

chocotaco: danny romo

chocotaco: with an “O”

davepoobond: danny tambarelli?

chocotaco: ^

davepoobond: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh i understand now

chocotaco: alrite…

chocotaco: and ur name?

davepoobond: dave

chocotaco: dave?

davepoobond: yes, dave. you got a problem jack? better hit the road. dont come back no mo’ no mo’ no mo’

davepoobond: sorry. had to add in the last part

davepoobond: ahhaahha!

davepoobond: its not my fault my parents named me that

chocotaco: sorrie to hear that..

davepoobond: dont be sorry

davepoobond: do something about it

davepoobond: donate to my fund

chocotaco: no thanx

chocotaco: not into that kind shit

davepoobond: i’m the guy that goes around to grocery stores and collects the money in the “give a child a home foundation” box shit

davepoobond: and i keep the money for myself

chocotaco: thats fucked up

davepoobond: those kids on there, are my neighbors

davepoobond: i payed them 5 bucks each

chocotaco: ohh

davepoobond: prior to that

chocotaco: then thats okay

davepoobond: and then they went and bought mud

chocotaco: mud

chocotaco: wtf

davepoobond: and spread it all over themselves to make themselves look dirty and unbathed-like

chocotaco: was it homogonized mud?

davepoobond: then i took a picture of them, in different groups

davepoobond: i dont know. they bought it

chocotaco: uh huh

davepoobond: and i gave the pictures to all the grocery stores, and told them to get little plastic boxes

davepoobond: so that people can put money in there

davepoobond: my earnings have come out to $23,018.01 so far

davepoobond: pretty cool huh?

chocotaco: i guess

davepoobond: have you got any scams you’re the head cheese of?

chocotaco: nope

davepoobond: i’m starting to run out of pictures to give. i need new ones, and the police are on my ass now, for having children being pictured without their parents consent

davepoobond: do you have any cute-looking little kids near your house?

davepoobond: so you can take pictures of them, with torn shirts and etc.

davepoobond: and give them to me?

chocotaco: nope

davepoobond: damn. you’re in a boring town

davepoobond: dont you have anything to talk about?
Previous message was not received by chocotaco because of error: User chocotaco is not available.

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#6178: davepoobond -> Escalade

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davepoobond: whats up fruitcake?

Escalade: huh ?

davepoobond: dude.

davepoobond: fruitcakes are tasty

Escalade: WHO are you ?

davepoobond: i’m JAR JAR BINKS

davepoobond: i believe you’ve heard of me?

Escalade: go away

davepoobond: i’ve been in many-a-starring roles

davepoobond: mesa good guy

Escalade: WHAT ?

davepoobond: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT!

davepoobond: I BE JAR JAR BINKS

davepoobond: MESA JAR JAR BINKS

davepoobond: TU COMES TUS PANTALONES?

davepoobond: look here, Mr. Smarty Pantaloneees. i dont like your attitude

Escalade: im blocking you…

Escalade: bye bye

davepoobond: NO!

davepoobond: DONT

davepoobond: I’LL BE GOOD

Escalade: whoARE YOU??

davepoobond: jar jar

Escalade: you have 3 seconds to answer

Escalade: one

Escalade: two

Escalade: three

davepoobond: ok ok

davepoobond: i’ll tell you

davepoobond: my name is John

Escalade: john.. who ?

davepoobond: Johnathon Rabbit

Escalade: very funny

Escalade: im really blocking you

davepoobond: i’m the brother of Peter Rabbit!

Escalade: bye

davepoobond: NOOOOOOOO

davepoobond: NOOOOOOOOOO

davepoobond: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Escalade: too badd

Escalade: your gone

davepoobond: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

davepoobond: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

davepoobond: NOOOOOOOOO

davepoobond: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Escalade: see ya

davepoobond: NO

davepoobond: hi

davepoobond: hello?

Escalade: hahaha… your on the list

davepoobond: oh no!

Escalade: and im about to hit save

davepoobond: please take me off!

Escalade: hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

davepoobond: i’m sorry!

davepoobond: sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Escalade: later fatso

davepoobond: (not really)

Escalade: who are you ?

davepoobond: Fatso

Escalade: sorry but im not playing games

Escalade: so seee ya

Escalade signed off at 2:02:19 PM.

davepoobond: nooooooooo
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#6177: davepoobond -> Lumpy

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davepoobond: do anything illegal lately?

Lumpy: I stole a car set it on fire and sold illegal drugs….. you?

davepoobond: i drove a car into the Mississippi, watching it flow away

davepoobond: stole a bum’s grapes

davepoobond: and shot people with a shotgun full of grapes

davepoobond: and made a guy on a bike slam into a pole

Lumpy: cool

Lumpy: I wne to scoutland and opened a beer in front of a cow

Lumpy: went*

Lumpy: which is illegal over there

davepoobond: i milked a cow, then i shot it

davepoobond: and i ran naked through the fields

Lumpy: I run naked through rush hour

davepoobond: i poop on cars, while the people are still in them

Lumpy: cool