davepoobond: do anything illegal lately?
Lumpy: I stole a car set it on fire and sold illegal drugs….. you?
davepoobond: i drove a car into the Mississippi, watching it flow away
davepoobond: stole a bum’s grapes
davepoobond: and shot people with a shotgun full of grapes
davepoobond: and made a guy on a bike slam into a pole
Lumpy: I wne to scoutland and opened a beer in front of a cow
Lumpy: which is illegal over there
davepoobond: i milked a cow, then i shot it
davepoobond: and i ran naked through the fields
Lumpy: I run naked through rush hour
davepoobond: i poop on cars, while the people are still in them