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My Reaction to the Outsiders

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My reaction to the book when I saw the cover was going to be, “oh no, another book I’m going to hate to read and going to get a bad grade on the book report!” But after I read about four chapters I got pulled into the story and wondered, what was going to happen next. I found out what had happened next when I finished reading the book. When I was on the last chapter I was saying to myself, “I’m almost done, I’m almost done!” And finally, when I was actually done with the book I said to my self, “Wow that was a very interesting story to read, I’m really glad I picked this book to read first, instead of one of the others. I know I’m going to get an A on my book report!”

The main character in the story The Outsiders, is a 14 year old boy named Ponyboy. He is one of three in his family. He had two parents but they died in a car wreck, a couple of years ago. Darrel (Darry) is one of Ponyboy’s brothers, and Soda-pop (Soda) is his other brother. Ponyboy is in a group called “greasers” out on the streets. For safety on the streets Ponyboy has to fight but not alone.

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Summarizing 6th Grade

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The 6th grade would have to be my best year in all the years I’ve been here at my school. This wa my best year because it had lots of challenges to figure out, field trips, and the greatest teachers! Every single teacher in the 6th grade tries their best at being the best they can be, and to tell you the truth, I like that in a teacher. Teachers make hard tests not for us to fail, but only for us to learn things we didn’t know about and to study from our mistakes.

 

My hardest class is Social Studies. My easiest class would have to be Math. I think that the academics in this 6th grade is improving every year. My favorite field trip was when we went to Pali Mountain. There were strict rules but that was only because the teachers wanted us to be safe at all times. I’ve had a best friend for about 4 years, but in the beginning of the 4th quarter she had to move away. I was very sad but then I found two other great friends. I still miss my other friend that moved away, but I call her every day so I won’t forget her.

 

In the third grade, I was new at my school and I thought that this school wouldn’t be any better than my old school. But after just one day at my school, I knew that I would enjoy the next four years of my life at my school!

I also like this school because the city I used to live in had some gangs, but here in this city, there aren’t any. I’m very sad that I can’t go to my school next year, but there are many positive things to look forward to. One positive idea, is that at the end of the fourth quarter we get to have no school and a whole day of games and food.

 

Another positive is that I get to have an elective at the High School. Another idea that I’m looking forward to is that I get to meet many new people at the high school. I’m glad that on the last day of school we’re having a big party, because when the 6th grade goes to high school next year, we will have the best memories, including all the fun we had that day.

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My Career Essay

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My career choice is to be a veterinarian when I grow up. I interviewed a veterinarian named Dr. Debbie Rhiley, who works at the Altadena Animal Hospital. I chose this profession, because I love all animals and helping them with their problems. What I enjoy most about being around animals is watching them play and have fun. My two favorite house pets would have to be cats and dogs.

 

In my interview with Dr. Rhiley, I found out that if you want to be a veterinarian, you will have to attend a college. You will be in that college for about four years. Then you will have to go to a vet school for another four years. Dr. Rhiley didn’t attend a trade school. If I decide to be a veterinarian who works mostly with cats and dogs, I will primarily work indoors with my animal patients. If I work with horses or other large animals (cows, sheep, etc.), I would work mostly outdoors.

 

Dr. Rhiley told me that when someone first becomes a veterinarian, they usually share a large work space with other veterinarians. Then after being a veterinarian for a few years, you could get your own personal office. Dr. Rhiley now has her own office. Traveling is not a part of this job. The farthest you would have to travel, is to the other side of a city, in an emergency.

 

 

 

 

A beginning salary for a veterinarian is around $60,000 a year. I don’t know about you, but that’s a lot of money! Once established a vet’s salary is around $100,000 a year. Dr. Rhiley gets $100,000 a year because she has been working as a veterinarian for about three years now. I think that part of the reason I want to be a veterinarian is because of how much money they pay you. But mostly it’s because of the love I have for animals.

 

Dr. Rhiley said that the most positive thing about being a veterinarian is being able to work with animals. Dr. Rhiley’s most negative aspect of being a veterinarian is having to work long hours, and that her job can be stressful. Another negative aspect is working with really mad animals.

 

Dr. Rhiley explained to me that if you want to become a veterinarian you have to be dedicated to go to college for at least eight years. Dr. Rhiley has been a veterinarian for three years now. I want to be a veterinarian for my whole life until I retire. I will have to be responsible by getting all good grades that I will need, and have the good attitude that is required. My hopes and dreams are to be needed, by helping animals, not making too many mistakes, and to become happy with my career and life.

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A Letter to Mr. Boring

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Dear Mr. Boring,

 

 

I have many hobbies that I like to do over my free time. There are three main things that I like to do over my free time is swimming, the other hobby is shopping, and the third thing is bike riding. I am going to tell you these hobbies in these 2 paragraphs.

My first hobby that I like to do is to swim. In the summer, almost every day I go swimming at one of my friends houses. My other favorite hobby is to shop. I love shopping because when its Christmas time and I have to get certain things done in a certain amount of time and I get all of them done it makes me feel good that I accomplished something.

My third thing I like to do is bike riding. I like to bike ride because its good exercise, its fun, and when my family needs dinner from McDonalds or Round Table Pizza, I can go bike rid over and get dinner. Since its just a couple blocks away. You have just read my three main hobbies that I like to do. The best one out of all of my hobbies that I like to do is probably bike riding. I picked bike riding because there are three or more things you can do with bike-riding.

 

From,

sisterpoobond

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this is a second letter she sent to him

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Dear Mr. Boring,

if I had a choice of picking someone to have dinner with or just to meet, I would have to pick Melissa Joan heart. Melissa is a regular teenager and actress. I picked Melissa because she is one of my favorite actors. I watch her shows everyday at 6:00. Once Melissa was in one of Britany Spears’ music videos! The music video was called “Crazy.”

 

One of my favorite shows that Melissa acts in is called “Sabrina the Teenage Witch.” Of course Melissa is the one who acts as Sabrina in that show. ” Sabrina the Teenage Witch,” is also in another form, like a book. One question I would ask Melissa would be of she rather be a actress or a Director. I would ask her that question, because she once directed a show and she said that she doesn’t know if she rather be a actor or a Director.

 

A way of meeting Melissa, would have to be if there was a contest on T.V. or in the newspaper. The contest would be: “Whoever writes the most interesting paragraph, as if you were talking to Melissa Joan Heart herself, you will have the privilege to meet her up in person for 30 minutes!”

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sisterpoobond’s Schedule

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In the morning: #1 put on bra & shirt, #2 put on underwear & pants,

#3 Show is on at 7.00, and while that is on I have to put on socks and shoes & brush hair.

#4 Eat breakfast

#5 Brush teeth

#6 after that I put on jacket make sure homework in backpack

#7 Pick up room

 

 

When I Come Home from school…I…. #1 wash hands #2 read as long as you want #3 do homework.

#4 eat dinner #5 finish homework

#6 put P.J.s on

#7 brush teeth

#8 pick up room

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Dinner With My Favorite Person

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If I had a choice to have dinner with any person in the world, I would pick a singer or a favorite band to go with. I would want to meet either Britney Spears or the band named Nsync. I pick Nsync because 5 people are always better than 1 like Britney Spears. In the band Nsync there is Justin, J.C., Chris, Lance, and Joey.

 

I would like to go to dinner with them because they are good pop singers and I am one of their good fans. I have their two CD’s. Those two CD’s sold over 1.3 Million singles. My favorite song they sang is ” Just Got Paid.”

 

About a week before the dinner, I would tell all my friends that next week I will go to dinner with the famous pop singers Nsync. I will also get 5 pictures of each band member and let them autograph them for me at the dinner. At the dinner I would first ask them for their autographs on the pictures that I got ready for them to sign. At the end of the meal I would ask them to sing my favorite song “Just Got Paid” for me at the restaurant. When the meal is over I would say Thank You and I hope we can do this again someday.

The End

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The Reasons Why sisterpoobond Wants Her Hair Braided

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davepoobond: this is word for word on a piece of paper my sister left for my mom…its pretty stupid…

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Please!!??!!??!!

These are a list why I would like to get my hair braided, (not like Sami’s):

 

  • The only thing I can do with my hair is, pony-tail, bun, or clip

  • I’ve never had my hair braided, and would like to try it

  • It would be easier for me on our trip

  • Me and Sami were going to pertend that we were sisters and if we looked the same it would be really cool

  • I’ll pay for it

  • Also for the first day of school

  • When I take my hair out it’ll look like all fuzzy

Please Mom!

PLEASE

+So as you can see I really want my hair to be braided………….

………….what do you say??

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Stuff Emily Dickinson Would Personify

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-candy

-a jar

-plums

-a tree

-leaves

-sand

-dirt

-compost pile

-trash can

-trash

-wind

-the man next door she doesn’t talk to

-a bird flying overhead

-a bundle of sticks

-sky

-thunderstorm

-vases

-flowers

-fire

-clouds

-paper bag

-fruit basket

-her bed

-grass

-time

-emotions

-traits

-doors, entrances and exits

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Who Emily Dickinson Is

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Basically, Emily Dickinson was a loner that almost never left her house and communicated with people by letters and her loser sister that did her grocery shopping for her and such. She never was seen out of her house and was there for like 50 years without going outside or something…she wrote about a thousand STUPID poems, too

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Nose: A Letter Home

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DEAR MOMANDDAD,

 

I regret to inform you that i was abducted by aliendss on October the 29, 1988,

the person YOU HAVE BEEN LIVING WITH FOR THE LAST !# YEARS

IS NOTHING BUT A LIE.

 

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3 Things That Make Me Feel Proud, Special, or Unique

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1. My imagination

This is the key to writing my stories. Without it I may have never made DBC (David Broadcasting Company).

2. My ability to write stories in script format

I made something called DBC (David Broadcasting Company) with TV shows, movies, sports, radio station, that kind of thing. I have a lot of TV shows for it and I’m also making a story for a web site I help on the internet.

3. My being able to figure out video games and computer games before I read the instructions.

I can figure out the basic commands (sometimes some advanced commands) the first time I put the game into the system. Sometimes I don’t even need the instruction booklet to learn how to play.

Evidence!!!

This would be evidence for 1 and 2. This story is based on Pokémon (a video game) where I turn the tables and when humans usually catch Pokémon the Pokémon catch humans. This is only about a page of the story. I have 10 pages so far:

Note: I took this piece of fine literature out of this article because I’m going to put it up as a separate thing later on. I’ll link it from here when its up. I’ll put it up when I feel that I’m ready to receive the backlash for even writing shit like that in my past.

I can’t really give any evidence for #3. I have no idea how I can give anything for that.

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Dreams of the Future

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This was written as an essay for dave’s 12th grade English class.

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I have many dreams of the future for my life. There are different types of success that I would consider successful and some that are not successful for me at all. One thing is for sure though, in 30 years I want to see that I made a difference. I want to make an impact on a greater scale, and not be living life with nothing to look forward to with each passing day.

The main dream I have for my future is to become the head of a huge company that I build with my own hands, with or without help from others. I believe that within 10 years, I will be able to gain enough popularity to branch into different business fields. I will probably gain most of my popularity through my web site, because a lot of people like it, and as I slowly make money off of it, I will have enough money to do more things. I will also use some money I get elsewhere, like my job, to fund my ambitions for future development of my company. I know this is a long shot and it probably won’t happen, but it’s just a dream.

A second dream that I have, is to somehow rule the world, and THEN make a huge company that everyone loves, or will be forced to love. I would obtain the world by enlisting an army of millions and millions of people, that would like to join my cause. And once I had a powerful enough army, I would become the president of the United States, because the millions and millions of people that are in my army would vote for me, and then I would have control of my army and the United States Army, and then I would take over the world accordingly. The company I make would supply most of the world’s food and other necessary items, because I would force all the companies in the world to become apart of my company. I would be a fair and honest ruler, and the world will be passed down through the generations of my family. I know this isn’t going to happen at all though.

If I, in the future, end up doing things that are really important, and I end up not having a life that doesn’t have anything more to look forward to, then I would consider myself successful. I want everyday to be exciting and I want to be happy with the choices I made in my life, and the path that I took.

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Email to a “Prison Warden”

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this was a really fucking long time ago…I thought it was funny when i was doing it, but its just stupid now, but oh well. I have no idea what web site this was anymore…wow there’s a huge crow in my backyard…

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WHAT?? you send us to preeson??? you cannot do that till you find out i m a illegal in de states compandre! MY MOM IS A NURSE! she’ll get a bucncha cocters to sue you and you will die. i’m going to hak you site. stomp humpig you chair! you pig! you goys shuld make da prisons funner! you should give us guns, so that we can kill you and all your stupid guardsa. I’LL PERSONALLY ESTE OOMPA ON U ASS! I’LL GET MEDIEVEL TO! OPEN A CAN OF WHUP ASS! GET A 2 BY 8 AND KILL YOU! YfOuUcK try and and firger tat one out! I WANT TO HAVE KITTIEs! brecuz of yyour stinking finger i cannot have puppies and kitties in my hands at the ship! yyyyyyoooooouuuu arrrreeee nnnooottt cooollll….i demand a trial with a jury i pick out personnally and you will die. dont foget you will die. u should make the prisons more entertainig. put a chair up in my room. also a computer so ic can hak into you mind and screw up what somehow slipped away from bein screwed up. why would u work in a place lick dis? you get paid? i should have your gob. i am much more quallified dan you. i bet your name is nancy. what kind of a name is nancy for a warden of a prison where they hold a bunch of weirdos liek you een. slap slap slap. screamlikeamoron screamlikeamoron screamlikeamoron. bang bang bang. kill kill kill. eat eat eat. bang bang bang. slap slap slap. kill kill kill. sleep sleep sleep. I just discribed your everyday life.!’, yo should die. you our going to love to die. so satart crying you poo poo head. you shouldn’t dance like a hamster near anybody you know. you shouldnt dance a t all actualy poopp….knock knock, who’s there, you, you who? hi, you suck! guess what?>? its trues! i bet you dont wear shoes! are you a direct decendent of a lady named charles sheen and michale chakson? i bet you look like them. thank you good bye. no you cant come over to my house and have noodles. blah blah blah blah. fah-q fah-q. poopy head person. go poop in a sink you toilet brain. you sour punk. i oughtta bash your head in wit my steel guitar i brought from mexico. remember that i will este oompa on you ass one day in your life. watch you ass. hahaahahaha. i bet you’d actually look at it, wouldnt you? well poop on you. if you read it this far, i am amazed that you can read at all. and no, you cannot go on that date with me that i said you could go out with my dog skiwa and do something that i dont want you to behind my dog. you know what you’re gonna do with him. you shouldnt do things to dogs like that. poo poo brain i stick my tongue out to you =P =p

POO POO HEAD!!!!

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Rainforest Letter

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Note: I wrote this for Regional Studies. I had to act like i cared about the deforestation of the rainforest. Which I kinda do in a sense…

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999 Santa Street

Christmas, California

12- 6- 00

 

Brazilian Rainforest Advisory Board

999 Brazil Street

Brazilia, Brazil

 

Dear Sir:

I have a proposition to make about what should be done with the rainforest. You should outlaw the burning of rainforest trees, because they might get out of control and burn more than they intend to.

Also, if you’re going to want to get rid of some of the rainforest, you might as well cut it down to use the trees that had/would have been burned down as resources for local needs.

It is just plain wasteful to have things burnt down for no apparent reason other to clear it.

If you make burning down the rainforest illegal, it will discourage the burnings of the rainforest and will save more trees so that you may use those as things to build houses with, make paper with, or many other things you can do.

You can also use the rainforest for an Eco-tourism site and generate more cash than just using it for what you would have done before with other parts of the rainforest.

You should not cut down all of the Rainforest, because it isn’t going to be there forever if you keep cutting the trees down. Its not nice to live in a Ultra-Violet Sun Ray World.

 

Sincerely,

davepoobond