Poetry and Songs, (C) Song Parodies

Ridin’ Faster, Pushin’ Harder, On Our Scooters

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Parody of “Faster Harder Scooter” by Scooter.

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I want everybody to get down to the road as soon as possible
Grab your scooters, We’re going for a long ride
Let’s go for a ride to the other side of the world
Put on a helmet, join our team and you feel alright
No more sitting on your arse you need some exercise
It’s the message so listen and you will see
No illusion the adrenaline is what you’ll feel
Get that adrenaline pumpin’ so you can get a thrill
I explain once again, you will get a thrill
So get on your scooters and start:

Ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!
We’re ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!
We’re ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!
We’re ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!

Yeaahhh!!
Alright scooter riders, this is where we’ll ride, yes!
Aaaaaargh!

From Australia to China to the U.S.A. and the whole world
Let me ask you if there is a better way to get a thrill
Than to go for a scooter ride around the world
Don’t you know we just want you to have a good time
No traffic or extreme weather will make us stop
Now the time has come we will get extreme
I explain once again, you will get a thrill
So get on your scooters and start:

Ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!
We’re ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!
We’re ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!
We’re ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!
Yeaaaaaaah!

Everybody get:
(Ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!)
Yes!
(We’re ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!)
C’MON!!!
(We’re ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!)
Once more ’cause you need the thrill
(We’re ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!) Yeah!

We’re ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!
We’re ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!
We’re ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!
Ridin’ faster…..pushin’ harder…..on our scooters!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH, that’s one HELL of a scooter ride!!!!!

Poetry and Songs, (C) Song Parodies

The Sound Of A Breaking Fart

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Parody of “The Sound of Breaking Up” by Maccrane Paul.

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I clench my arse (the gas is building up)
I hold my breath (I’m about to fart)
I take one heave (I open my arse)
(FAAAAAAAAAAAARTTTTT!!!!!) (this is the sound of a breaking fart!)

Just let one rip in the classroom one day
Coz my bowels were in pain after eating a tin of baked beans
I didn’t want it to be silent
I wanted it loud
So I… I heave one out real hard
And yell “THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!!!”
The kids laughed and the teacher yelled “WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??”
So this is what I told him:

I clench my arse (the gas is building up)
I hold my breath (I’m about to fart)
I take one heave (I open my arse)
(FAAAAAAAAAAAARTTTTT!!!!!) (this is the sound of a breaking fart!)

Got 3 days detention for farting in class
So I didn’t get off easy but it was fun anyway
I got bored with nothing to do so it was tempting to fart again
And I know I’ll get in more trouble
But I… I just couldn’t give a shit
So I farted EXTREMELY hard
The detention teacher yelled “CRIKEY!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??”
So this is what I told him:

I clench my arse (the gas is building up)
I hold my breath (I’m about to fart)
I take one heave (I open my arse)
(FAAAAAAAAAAAARTTTTT!!!!!) (this is the sound of a breaking fart!)

I clench my arse (the gas is building up)
I hold my breath (I’m about to fart)
I take one heave (I open my arse)
(FAAAAAAAAAAAARTTTTT!!!!!) (this is the sound of a breaking fart!)

(This is the sound of a breaking fart!!!)

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs, Prank IMs

#8576: MadManWithAnAxe -> punk rocker 4 life

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MadManWithAnAxe: Shut the fuck up! i need total concentration….

punk rocker 4 life: WHAT THE HELL?!

MadManWithAnAxe: Didn’t you hear me? SHUT UP!

punk rocker 4 life: NO I DONT GOTS TA!!

punk rocker 4 life: SO GO FUCK OFF

MadManWithAnAxe: I KNOW ALL 11 OF THE COLONELS HERBS AND SPICES, BEEOTCH

punk rocker 4 life: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING DUMBASS!!!

MadManWithAnAxe: you heard me

punk rocker 4 life: fuck off!

MadManWithAnAxe: fuck off is ffo kcef backwards!

MadManWithAnAxe: isn’t that weird?

punk rocker 4 life: i guess soo

MadManWithAnAxe: maybe you should shut the fuck up and mind your own damn business, jesus tapdancing christ

punk rocker 4 life: mabe u shouldntt im me and i wouldnt be botherin u now would i ???!stupid!

MadManWithAnAxe: Maybe you should dance with me

MadManWithAnAxe: remember pop rocks?

MadManWithAnAxe: those little candy that fizzled in your mouth?

punk rocker 4 life: ya those are cool

MadManWithAnAxe: DUDE, SHUT THE HELL UP!

punk rocker 4 life: sTOP IMing ME AND I WILL

MadManWithAnAxe: but, anyways…you know that Mikey kid from those LIFE cereal commercials?

MadManWithAnAxe: he put pop rocks in 7up and his head exploded

MadManWithAnAxe: true story

punk rocker 4 life: good bye now

MadManWithAnAxe: I WASN’T TALKING TO YOU, BITCH!

punk rocker 4 life: I DONT GIVE A SHIT WHO U WERE TALKIN TO U DICK SUCKIN HORE!!!

MadManWithAnAxe: hey, have you ever played Pink Floyds dark side of the moon while watching The Wizard Of Oz

MadManWithAnAxe: They TOTALLY sync up!

MadManWithAnAxe: Have you ever played GTA: vice city?

MadManWithAnAxe: Dude, i just want to get to know you

punk rocker 4 life: WHAT THE FUCK EVER

MadManWithAnAxe: SHUT THE HELL UP, FUDGEPACKER

MadManWithAnAxe: well anyways, i was playing gta right, and i stole this dudes car

MadManWithAnAxe: then i drove to the next island

MadManWithAnAxe: and i got me a motorcycle

MadManWithAnAxe: and i shot a guy.

MadManWithAnAxe: no kidding

Screwed Up Chronicles, People

The Stereotypical Australian Yobbo

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(Note – I’m not stereotyping all Australians as yobbos with this sort of profile as I know most Aussies aren’t yobbos as I’m a true blue Aussie myself, this is just a pisstake of the stereotypical beer drinkin’ footy lovin’ yobbo which I totally exaggerated for the fun of it)

The stereotypical yobbo (also known as an ocker):

Appearance:
1 – fat with a huge beer gut
2 – really hairy
3 – around 40 years old
4 – butch chubby face with stubble hair
5 – short black oily dirty hair
6 – has a plumber’s crack when sitting on a stool in a pub
7 – smells like a combination of fart, shit, piss, sweat, cigarettes and beer
8 – wears an akubra hat with corks dangling off it or an old fishing hat with badges and fishhooks lodged in it
9 – wears an old black or navy blue extra large shearer’s singlet with holes in it and reeks of sweat
10 – wears a brown pair of King Gee stubby shorts or a pair of green stubby footy player’s shorts with yellow stripes going down one side
11 – wears a pair of old worn out thongs on his feet which have wear holes in the heels
12 – wears an old checkered flannelette jack, worn out jeans and steel-cap boots during winter
13 – has dirty black fingernails that’s encrusted with dirt and grease
14 – has dirty nicotine stained choppers
15 – has a few tattoos
16 – has a REALLY thick slurred Aussie ocker’s accent

Habitat:
1 – lives in the outback with a lot of bush around on the outskirts of some old hick town
2 – his house is an old 1950s fibro house with a rusty tin roof and is infested with rats, mice, roaches, ants, spiders, termites, dust mites, mozzies and flies
3 – the interior of his house smells like a combination of stale fart, cigarettes, sweat and beer and has beer cans and cigarette butts all over the floors on old ruddy carpet plus bits of half-eaten meat pies on the lounge room floor
4 – the exterior of his house has gardens full of weeds, grass that is 1 metre tall, rusty car parts and other junk piled up all over the front and backyard, and a few smelly rotten dead animal carcasses lying here and there near the house
5 – has an old termite infested wooden shed with a rusty tin roof made of beer cans
6 – has a large pond with a tractor tire tube floating on it so he can lay on it and get a sun tan

His stuff:
1 – an early 1970s HQ Holden Kingswood ute that is full of rust and has ripped up vinyl seats and has enough room in the back tray for 16 pisstank yobbo pub mates or 50 slabs of beer, which is his transport whether it be driving to the local pub, work or the footy, or to transport his yobbo pub mates or slabs of beer
2 – a rusty tin water tank with bird shit floating on top and is connected to the water mains, this is his drinking water
3 – a really 50 year old extremely dirty outdoor backyard thunderbox dunnycan that pongs of shit and piss and hasn’t been emptied in 25 years and the cast iron seat is infested with crabs and encrusted with crusty shit stains, the ideal place for him to go if he’s outside and really busting to go
4 – a rusty old 1950s Victor lawnmower with only one mower blade, so he can mow the grass once in a blue moon
5 – a tattered old couch that is ripped up so he can sit back and relax while watchin the footy
6 – a 1970s colour TV set that is 63cm and has a half worn out picture tube and rotary controls so he can watch footy and cricket on it
7 – an early 1980s VCR so he can tape the footy and cricket while he’s at the local pub
8 – a 1950s valve radio that crackles so he can tune to 2KY and listen to the Melbourne Cup after betting at the TAB
9 – a rusty old 1960s washing machine that’s full of pubic hair so he can wash his singlets and stubby shorts in it
10 – bedroom with a rotten old bed infested with flees and termites
11 – a wardrobe full of dirty clothes
12 – a kitchen with a sink full of really dirty dishes that haven’t been washed in 2 weeks
13 – a grimy old 1950s refrigerator so he can store his slabs of beer and pre-cooked meat pies in it
14 – an extremely dirty 1970s microwave that is encrusted with mouldy bits of meat pie so he can cook his meat pies in it
15 – bathroom with a dunny that rarely gets flushed and has crusty stains down the bowl and skid shit trails going down the pipe
16 – an old shower with lime and crap clogged in the shower head so he can take a shower once in a blue moon
17 – an old slimy bathtub with a rusty plug hole so he can brew his homemade beer in it
18 – a rusty razor blade and a rough cake of Solvo soap so he can shave his face
19 – a cattle dog named “Bluey” that barks 24/7
20 – a whole pile footy and porno magazines and Footrot Flats comics
21 – an old brown half deflated footy so he can kick it around when he’s shit-bored
22 – an old fishing rod with rusty fishing tackle so he can go fishing and the rusty hooks give fish tetanus
23 – a big collection of old country rock records including Slim Dusty’s big hit pub song “I Like To Have A Beer With Duncan” plus a collection of Cold Chisel albums
24 – an esky sitting beside the tattered couch so while he’s watchin the footy and he’s thirsty he can pull out a stubby without getting off his lazy arse

His lifestyle:
1 – drinks slabs and slabs of beer especially of these brands: VB (Victoria Bitter), Fosters Lager and Toohey’s Draft
2 – eats LOTS of meat pies with tomato sauce
3 – smokes Winfield cigarettes
4 – has a bunch of pisstank yobbo pub mates
5 – often farts and belches
6 – congratulates his farts by going “YAHHH THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!!!” when he does a really loud smelly one
7 – is racist and a chauvinistic pig
8 – loves to chant “AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!! OI OI OI!!!” when he’s at the footy even though both footy teams are Australian and there’s no foreign team playing
9 – worships footy and cricket as a religion and the stadium is his church
10 – when he’s at the footy he loves to throw half eaten meat pies and beer cans at the footballers of the opposing team
11 – has a shower once a month
12 – shaves once every 2 months
13 – is really constipated and shits once every 4 days
14 – usually hangs out at the local pub and gets shitfaced with his pisstank yobbo pub mates and tells a bunch of lies
15 – has a job as a sheep shearer which earns him enough money to buy his beer and pies and tickets to the footy and cricket and extra to throw a bet at the TAB
16 – never brushes his teeth
17 – watches lots of footy and cricket on TV and shows like “The Footy Show” and “Totally Footy” and “Wired World Of Sports”
18 – his idols is Richie Benaud (the cricket commentator), Paul Hogan (famous Aussie icon) and John Hopoate who plays for Sydney Tigers (also known as ‘brownfingers’ as he’s shoves his fingers right up footballers dates)
19 – is a chronic swearer
20 – is a lazy bludger and tells people to piss off when they ask him for favours
21 – likes to drive his pisstank yobbo pub mates around in his Kingswood ute
22 – loves to play ocker games with his mates such as pissing competitions in the bloke’s dunny at the back of the pub seeing who can piss the highest and hit the ceiling or have a beer and pie comp who can sink the most slabs of beer and down the most trays of meat pies
23 – changes his jocks once a month
24 – never washes his hands after picking his nose or picking the lint from his plumbers crack

(C) Song Parodies, Poetry and Songs

It’s Raining Beer

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Parody of “It’s Raining Men” by The Weather Girls.

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Here’s another song parody I made up which is a parody of the Weather Girls 1982 disco classic “It’s Raining Men” which I entitled “It’s Raining Beer” and here are the lyrics:

Oi! We’re your weather blokes ah huh
And we have got news for you, better listen!
Get ready, all you thirsty ockers
And leave your beer cans at home. Alright

Humidity is rising Barometer’s getting low
According to all sources, the footy’s the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half past ten
For the first time in history
It’s gonna start raining beer.

It’s raining beer! Bloody oath! It’s raining beer! Hey mates!
I’m gonna go out to drink and let myself get
Absolutely pissed blind!
It’s raining beer! Bloody oath!
It’s raining beer! Every brew!
Fosters, VB, Tooheys and Extra Dry
Sweet and sour and bitter and tangy

God bless Mother Nature, she’s a beer drinker too
She took off to the pub in heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every yobbo to take a piss from the sky
So that each and every bloke could drink their perfect brand of piss
It’s raining beer! Bloody oath! It’s raining beer! Hey mates!
It’s raining Beer! Bloody oath!
It’s raining Beer! Hey maaaaaaaaaaaaates!

Humidity is rising Barometer’s getting low
According to all sources, the footy’s the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half past ten
For the first time in history
It’s gonna start raining beer.

It’s raining beer! Bloody oath! It’s raining beer! Hey mates!
It’s raining beer! Bloody oath! It’s raining beer! Hey mates!
It’s raining beer! Bloody oath! It’s raining beer! Hey mates!
…
It’s raining beer! Bloody oath! It’s raining beer! Hey mates!

Lame Chat Rooms, Chat Logs

Funked up Yahoo chat

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Little Yuffers poors alcohol on Night Cry

Little Yuffers then molests madly

Night Cry: no u aren’t

kitty pages slayer “Hi hunny”

kitty: XD

Little Yuffers: XD

Little Yuffers: weina!

Little Yuffers: weinas and nuts

Little Yuffers: diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicks

kitty: lmfao!

Little Yuffers: peeeeeeeeeeenis

Little Yuffers: SCHLONG

kitty: LMFAO!!!!

Little Yuffers: SCHLONG!!!!!!!!

Night Cry: AAAAHAAAAHH WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!!!

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#8571: somedude1616 -> fROY132

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somedude1616: hey

fROY132: hey

somedude1616: this is nik

fROY132: oo

somedude1616: lets do it

somedude1616: ur so god damn hot

fROY132: what?

somedude1616: i love you

somedude1616: screw jon and dump him and lets just fuck all night you hot mother fucker

fROY132: oh baby, you always manage to turn me on

somedude1616: seriously hun

fROY132: really

somedude1616: yessssss!!!!!!!!

fROY132: yea well hmm, I dont think this is nik

somedude1616: why not?

somedude1616: ask me anything my baby

fROY132: hmm alright

fROY132: what did we talk about a few nights ago?

somedude1616: Jon

fROY132: oo ur wrong my love, even though I do talk about his sexy ass a lot

somedude1616: jk

fROY132: haha

fROY132: oh man you covered that up good

somedude1616: how my penis is small

fROY132: no, but it is kinda on the tiny side

somedude1616: lol, bitch

somedude1616: ok but i dont know

somedude1616: what did we talk about

fROY132: dude u dont remember?

somedude1616: i honestly dont remember

fROY132: well i honestly think ur not nik

somedude1616: my somedude1414 got deleted tho!

fROY132: really

somedude1616: cause my comp has a virus

fROY132: haha

fROY132: how’d you get it?

fROY132: thats what I thought

somedude1616: it an instakiss virus

fROY132: haha, I love you man

fROY132: do u even know anything about computers?

fROY132: …and impersonating people that you aren’t

somedude1616: it was like one of those aol things well it was like that and i typed in my aol sn and password and then it took my password and fucked everything and sent emails and put somethin in my comp

fROY132: haha

fROY132: aw

somedude1616: ok im not fucking joking u fucking faggot

fROY132: hah well, sorry to say but you’re not on niks computer right now…

fROY132: oo dude come on dont swear at me I thought we were tight you know

somedude1616: no i jk ur not a fucking faggot, your a reallllllyyy hot woman

somedude1616: that does stuff with other guys

somedude1616: jk

fROY132: that was cute considering jon THINKS I’m a slut right now, aren’t you the one who was “jokingly” telling him all that shit about the party? you dumbass

somedude1616: im at my friends

somedude1616: u retard

fROY132: really, I think you’re just lieing to me because I’m just that
cool to you

somedude1616: ya u fuck

fROY132: you used that already

somedude1616: ok u fuck

somedude1616: lets fuck u fucking fuck i want you so fucking much right now

fROY132: dude we had this talk…

somedude1616: jon told me how all ur guys positions u no the ones u like the nost

fROY132: howd you learn them? I hope your not saying you did stuff with him.. uh oh look wohs the cheater now…

somedude1616: no, he wouldn’t cheat like you would

fROY132: dude stop being a homo

somedude1616: how do u know about computers

somedude1616: nerd

fROY132: haha

fROY132: well first of all its easy to tell who owns a screen name and second of all I’m not STUPID

fROY132: so I’m not really the person u should be lying to

somedude1616: since this isnt nik and the person who made this (me) had a virus and it fucked my computer up

fROY132: do you even know what you;re talking about

fROY132: so who is this

somedude1616: i dunno

somedude1616: kyle

fROY132: nope

somedude1616: haha and jon

fROY132: guess again

fROY132: dude do you seriously think I dont konw you are

somedude1616: yes

fROY132: haha

somedude1616: i guarantee u dont know who this is

fROY132: hahahha

somedude1616: ya

fROY132: really

somedude1616: ok then baby who

somedude1616: is this

somedude1616: miss slut

somedude1616: eat my ass

somedude1616: ok i wil tell u if it is me

somedude1616: if u find out who this is

fROY132: i know who this is

fROY132: and I checked a bunch of stuff to make sure

somedude1616: =o

somedude1616: who is it

fROY132: dj

somedude1616: fuck

somedude1616: hahahah

fROY132: yea I’m killing you next time I see you I hope you know

somedude1616: howd u know

somedude1616: hahaha

fROY132: so u downloaded dead AIM or AIM+ or whatever the hell it is?

fROY132: dude it was obvious haha

fROY132: guess what

somedude1616: what

fROY132: nvm

somedude1616: dead aim bitch

somedude1616: hahahah

somedude1616: jkjkjk

fROY132: dude yea ur cool now

somedude1616: sorry that was kyle

somedude1616: its dj and pat tho

fROY132: yea nik tried ur advanced cloneing techniques on me and he wasnt that good at it either

somedude1616: haha

somedude1616: dude hes gayyyyyy

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#8570: fROY132 -> AnGeLgiRrl316

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fROY132: hey…

fROY132: whos this

AnGeLgiRrl316: its ang!

fROY132: no it isn’t

AnGeLgiRrl316: what?

fROY132: this isn’t angela

fROY132: ……

AnGeLgiRrl316: lol yea i kno jus cin if u thought it was cuz i hate that
bitch

fROY132: you hate ang?

AnGeLgiRrl316: u still friends with her

AnGeLgiRrl316: ?

fROY132: yea

AnGeLgiRrl316: yea

fROY132: I thought you liked her, considering the fact well you know…

AnGeLgiRrl316: she like bitched me out 2day im kinda pissed at her

AnGeLgiRrl316: and i have no idea y

fROY132: what did she say

AnGeLgiRrl316: she was jus talkin so much shit i dont even kno girrl

fROY132: uh alright… girrl?

AnGeLgiRrl316: sry im on my period and PMS’ing

AnGeLgiRrl316: haha

fROY132: hmm you sure?

AnGeLgiRrl316: yea ha sorri

fROY132: yea

fROY132: did you make this screen name just to pretend u were a girl?

AnGeLgiRrl316: im thinking of fingering my self cuz i need 2 feel better
right now !

AnGeLgiRrl316: huh?

fROY132: why did you make this screen name?

AnGeLgiRrl316: what r u talking about!?

AnGeLgiRrl316: u think im a boy?

fROY132: yea i think ur nik

AnGeLgiRrl316: nooo……?

AnGeLgiRrl316: dont u mean nick

fROY132: hahahaha you homo

AnGeLgiRrl316: thats how u spell a guys name

fROY132: thats how u spell YOUR name my love

AnGeLgiRrl316: whos name?!

fROY132: your name…

AnGeLgiRrl316: its me erica y r u calling me a guy!?

fROY132: oh yep sure, who are you again?

AnGeLgiRrl316: and who said i was this boy named..

AnGeLgiRrl316: nik?

AnGeLgiRrl316: shit ur no fun

AnGeLgiRrl316: i wanted 2 fuck with sumone

fROY132: haha

fROY132: sorry I’m just too clever….

fROY132: AND you didnt change ur profile

AnGeLgiRrl316: guess u r

AnGeLgiRrl316: oooo damn it

fROY132: haha

AnGeLgiRrl316: i saved everything and transferred it 2 this aim

fROY132: um yea also known as loading ur settings on a different screen
name

AnGeLgiRrl316: so it transferred that 2

AnGeLgiRrl316: god

fROY132: hah your so damn smart

AnGeLgiRrl316: yea

AnGeLgiRrl316: o well

AnGeLgiRrl316: g2g

AnGeLgiRrl316: haha

fROY132: hah

fROY132: good luck next time

AnGeLgiRrl316: thx yea i suck

AnGeLgiRrl316: later

fROY132: I know man… talk to you later

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#8569: Dftn Pny -> MadManWithAnAxe

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This entry is part 2 of 2 in the series A Hard Time With Onesicjuggernaut

Dftn Pny: a friend of mine is bragging to me about giving you a hard time…onesicjuggernaut

MadManWithAnAxe: heh

MadManWithAnAxe: He has a friend?

Dftn Pny: I think he is partially drunk.

MadManWithAnAxe: Most likely

MadManWithAnAxe: Does he always bring up penises?

Dftn Pny: Oh yes, he has a fixation.

MadManWithAnAxe: Ehehe, that’s exactly what i told him.

MadManWithAnAxe: Actually, i found the whole conversation so interesting, i saved it.

MadManWithAnAxe: And posted it on the internet

Dftn Pny: where?

MadManWithAnAxe: Do you want a link?

Dftn Pny: please.

MadManWithAnAxe: You sound respectably intelligent.

MadManWithAnAxe: Or maybe it’s just after talking to him so long…..

MadManWithAnAxe: https://www.squackle.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=submit;action=displa
y;num=1053933822;start=0#0

Dftn Pny: well, I think I suppose in relation to him, anyone would seem respectably intelligent

Dftn Pny: ugh

Dftn Pny: see, I just made a type

Dftn Pny: *typo

MadManWithAnAxe: heh

Dftn Pny: ARGH

MadManWithAnAxe: That’s okay.

MadManWithAnAxe: Although it does get pretty annoying when, such as in the case of the juggernaut guy, every sentence contains at least one grammatical error.

Dftn Pny: oh…he is so witty.

MadManWithAnAxe: Very much so.

MadManWithAnAxe: I find his wit to be ever-so-classy.

Dftn Pny: rapier-like wit…

Dftn Pny: so cutting

MadManWithAnAxe: I sometimes find myself dazzled, bewildered even at his complex sentence structure, rich vocabulary, and dry humor.

Dftn Pny: ah yes

Dftn Pny: something you can chuckle at whilst sipping on a nice merlot

MadManWithAnAxe: Ah, yes, the perfect accompionament to such intelligence such as his.

Dftn Pny: MadManWithAnAxe: Did your Daddy fondle you?

Dftn Pny: best.comment.ever.

Dftn Pny: ha…

MadManWithAnAxe: heh

MadManWithAnAxe: No applause neccessary, please.

Dftn Pny: I laugh that the first instrument that comes to his mind is a banjo…

MadManWithAnAxe: Actually it’s in reference to an Ex of mine.

Dftn Pny: I can see him rubbing his sister’s chest while plucking the first few notes to that “Deliverance” song

MadManWithAnAxe: hehehe

MadManWithAnAxe: And getting into a Dueling of the Banjos competition at the old wheat silo.

Dftn Pny: oh lordy…

Dftn Pny: this is good stuff

MadManWithAnAxe: I have other such IM’s as this.

MadManWithAnAxe: On this site.

Dftn Pny: that convo made me giggle

MadManWithAnAxe: Did you finish it?

Dftn Pny: yes

Dftn Pny: alas, I must go. I’m adding you to my buddy list…it’s nice to talk to intelligent humans.

MadManWithAnAxe: Would you like to delve deeper into the vast array of insanity stricken IM’s that have found sanctity in this domain?

MadManWithAnAxe: Eh, okay, i’ll show you them later then.

Dftn Pny: wonderful

Dftn Pny: I shall talk to you later then.

MadManWithAnAxe: Whoa, white pony

MadManWithAnAxe: deftones

MadManWithAnAxe: on your buddy…. icon…thing

Dftn Pny: yes.

MadManWithAnAxe: I was listening to that earlier today.

Dftn Pny: are you not a deftones fan?

Dftn Pny: ah

Dftn Pny: good choice

MadManWithAnAxe: Very much so, i think.

Dftn Pny: you should pick up their new album

MadManWithAnAxe: HA, now i make sense of your screen name.

Dftn Pny: yes…:-)

Dftn Pny: well, I should depart

MadManWithAnAxe: Ta-ta

Dftn Pny: good night.

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#8568: Onesicjuggernaut -> MadManWithAnAxe

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This entry is part 1 of 2 in the series A Hard Time With Onesicjuggernaut

Onesicjuggernaut: you pussy

MadManWithAnAxe: ummm…..

MadManWithAnAxe: you…uhhh..take that back

Onesicjuggernaut: shut the fuck upo

MadManWithAnAxe: or something

Onesicjuggernaut: was i takling to you

MadManWithAnAxe: you weren’t TAKLING anything…

MadManWithAnAxe: i don’t think takling is even actually a word.

Onesicjuggernaut: shut the fuck up

Onesicjuggernaut: wnna be juggalo

Onesicjuggernaut: wanna*

MadManWithAnAxe: umm….no

Onesicjuggernaut: stupid fuck

Onesicjuggernaut: shut up

MadManWithAnAxe: that’s okay

Onesicjuggernaut: was i talking to you

Onesicjuggernaut: ?

MadManWithAnAxe: i don’t like to be catagarized with a bunch of dumb shits such as yourself.

Onesicjuggernaut: ok

Onesicjuggernaut: did i ask you to talk

Onesicjuggernaut: shut the fuck up

MadManWithAnAxe: i’m glad you understand

Onesicjuggernaut: when i want your opinion

Onesicjuggernaut: ill talk my dick out of your moms mouth

MadManWithAnAxe: it’s really too bad you can’t be original

MadManWithAnAxe: or creative

MadManWithAnAxe: oooooh he stopped typing i win

MadManWithAnAxe: (that was sarcasm)

MadManWithAnAxe: (mocking you)

MadManWithAnAxe: (you dumb fuck)

Onesicjuggernaut: whats with (these)

MadManWithAnAxe: they’re called parenthases

Onesicjuggernaut: / /( . ) ( . )\ \

Onesicjuggernaut: youll never see those

MadManWithAnAxe: oooooooooooooh

MadManWithAnAxe: Wow…

MadManWithAnAxe: just….wow

MadManWithAnAxe: that was incredibly stupid

MadManWithAnAxe: for you, even

MadManWithAnAxe: i’m shocked

MadManWithAnAxe: i thought you at least had a small intelect

Onesicjuggernaut: heh

Onesicjuggernaut: shut the fuck up

Onesicjuggernaut: lol

MadManWithAnAxe: you have proven me wrong once again

MadManWithAnAxe: aye, me

MadManWithAnAxe: can’t i be right JUST ONCE?!?

MadManWithAnAxe: but no, i have to give you more credit then you’re worth

MadManWithAnAxe: sad times are these

Onesicjuggernaut: MadManWithAnAxe:-D— – — — –

MadManWithAnAxe: umm……

Onesicjuggernaut: then kill yourself

Onesicjuggernaut: duhh

MadManWithAnAxe: that’s a great idea

Onesicjuggernaut: INDEAD

MadManWithAnAxe: but then how will i humor myself with as stupid shits as yourself?

Onesicjuggernaut: look at your penis

MadManWithAnAxe: But to die, and leave people like you alive? That would be a sin in itself.

Onesicjuggernaut: it would humor anyone

MadManWithAnAxe: What is your constant fascination with my penis?

MadManWithAnAxe: Please, explain.

MadManWithAnAxe: Can you lay off the penis talk for one conversation?

MadManWithAnAxe: Just once.

Onesicjuggernaut: its so oooooooo small

Onesicjuggernaut: heh

Onesicjuggernaut: it inverts from a vagina when you snezze

MadManWithAnAxe: Maybe that insult would be effective against another backhills redneck such as yourself

MadManWithAnAxe: but i have much higeher standards

Onesicjuggernaut: at least im not a n*gger

MadManWithAnAxe: ummm…..yeah

Onesicjuggernaut: fubo = Farmest Used to Beast Us

Onesicjuggernaut: Beat*

Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up

MadManWithAnAxe: oh god, that would be so funny if you made that up

Onesicjuggernaut: your fucking funny

Onesicjuggernaut: i mean oh shit

MadManWithAnAxe: you mean you’re

Onesicjuggernaut: wharts a 15 year old gonna do

MadManWithAnAxe: your is possesive

MadManWithAnAxe: you’re is the contraction for you are

Onesicjuggernaut: fucking shoot me with his water gun

MadManWithAnAxe: i think that’s what you were going for

MadManWithAnAxe: back there

Onesicjuggernaut: ok who the fuck cares

Onesicjuggernaut: your such a perfectionest

Onesicjuggernaut: kill yuorself

Onesicjuggernaut: you fucking mornman

MadManWithAnAxe: perfectionIst

Onesicjuggernaut: ayye jesus was a cunt

MadManWithAnAxe: that he was, but you’re getting off topic

Onesicjuggernaut: what topic

Onesicjuggernaut: your gay

Onesicjuggernaut: thts the topic

Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up

MadManWithAnAxe: that really hurts

MadManWithAnAxe: seriously

MadManWithAnAxe: being called gay…from YOU

MadManWithAnAxe: ouch

Onesicjuggernaut: oh fucking christ aye y dont you take that to 3rd grade

Onesicjuggernaut: where youi left your penis size

MadManWithAnAxe: Nah, I figured i’d tone it down so your uneducated mind
would be able to comprehend.

MadManWithAnAxe: I bet you’re a real prize with the ladies, huh?

Onesicjuggernaut: ok your done

Onesicjuggernaut: shut the fuck up

Onesicjuggernaut: and stop talking to lacy

MadManWithAnAxe: You’ve got …..

Onesicjuggernaut: you cock slobber

MadManWithAnAxe: what the fuck is a ”lacy”

Onesicjuggernaut: your bras

Onesicjuggernaut: niger

Onesicjuggernaut: lol

Onesicjuggernaut: shut the fuck up

MadManWithAnAxe: LOL!!!!

MadManWithAnAxe: OMG!!!

MadManWithAnAxe: ROFLMAO!!!

MadManWithAnAxe: wait….that was just gay

MadManWithAnAxe: Please refrain from the penis and homosexually perverted comments from this point forward.

Onesicjuggernaut: y

MadManWithAnAxe: I’ll bet you can’t go three sentences without mentioning a penis somewhere.

Onesicjuggernaut: you worried other people with find out

Onesicjuggernaut: about your “tiny tim”

MadManWithAnAxe: Is it some childhood affixiation with penises?

MadManWithAnAxe: Did your Daddy fondle you?

MadManWithAnAxe: Come on, there has to be some reason you must keep bringing penises into the conversation.

Onesicjuggernaut: yes there is

Onesicjuggernaut: you dont have one

Onesicjuggernaut: and i do

Onesicjuggernaut: so im better

Onesicjuggernaut: oh yeah

Onesicjuggernaut: and becase

Onesicjuggernaut: im white

Onesicjuggernaut: and your notr

Onesicjuggernaut: not*

Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up

MadManWithAnAxe: What makes you think i’m not white?

Onesicjuggernaut: your a n*gger

MadManWithAnAxe: Am I, now?

MadManWithAnAxe: How so?

MadManWithAnAxe: Explain your reasoning.

MadManWithAnAxe: Please.

Onesicjuggernaut: your a n*gger

Onesicjuggernaut: duh

Onesicjuggernaut: thats all i have to know

Onesicjuggernaut: well

Onesicjuggernaut: yes you have no penis

Onesicjuggernaut: therefor you are a goat

MadManWithAnAxe: You do realise i’m going to post this conversation on the internet so the whole world can be bewildered by your ignorance, and inixplicable stupidity.

MadManWithAnAxe: And your mindset that leads you to mention penises in every other thought.

Onesicjuggernaut: well

Onesicjuggernaut: eat some fried chicken

MadManWithAnAxe: Annnnnd, just how were you expecting that to be insulting?

Onesicjuggernaut: your black

Onesicjuggernaut: you post it yet

Onesicjuggernaut: fuck

MadManWithAnAxe: Okay, how is calling me black going to make me feel bad?

Onesicjuggernaut: i dont know

Onesicjuggernaut: n*gger

MadManWithAnAxe: Look at it this way, do you get offended if i call you chinese?

Onesicjuggernaut: therre you feal anything?

Onesicjuggernaut: yes

Onesicjuggernaut: lol

MadManWithAnAxe: LOL!!!!!!!

Onesicjuggernaut: they eat rice

MadManWithAnAxe: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Onesicjuggernaut: make shitty cars

Onesicjuggernaut: and to blind fold them you have to use floss

MadManWithAnAxe: Okay, what if i was to refer to you as a native of nstanbul(formely Constantinople) would you be offended?

Onesicjuggernaut: ok stop this shity

Onesicjuggernaut: our trying to make yourself look smart

Onesicjuggernaut: compensating for something are we????

MadManWithAnAxe: I’m TRYING to figure out how you got to be so idiotic.

Onesicjuggernaut: your rubbing off on me

Onesicjuggernaut: now

Onesicjuggernaut: shut the fuxck up

MadManWithAnAxe: See, you went back to the penis thing, AGAIN.

Onesicjuggernaut: nope

Onesicjuggernaut: i didnt

Onesicjuggernaut: i was talking how banjo even turned you down

Onesicjuggernaut: heh

Onesicjuggernaut: you pussy

MadManWithAnAxe: banjo?

Onesicjuggernaut: banjo impailment

Onesicjuggernaut: lol

Onesicjuggernaut: pussy

MadManWithAnAxe: How did she turn me down?

Onesicjuggernaut: she wouldnt kis you when you werre in the lonney bin

Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up

MadManWithAnAxe: umm..i think she did

MadManWithAnAxe: But, please, you obviously know more about this than I do.

Onesicjuggernaut: yeah` its those poenis drugs they give you

Onesicjuggernaut: lol

MadManWithAnAxe: that sure was clever

MadManWithAnAxe: you should write that one down

Onesicjuggernaut: no

MadManWithAnAxe: keep it in a little notebook

Onesicjuggernaut: its not that good

Onesicjuggernaut: in fact it sucked

MadManWithAnAxe: no shit

Onesicjuggernaut: like your mom

Onesicjuggernaut: oww

MadManWithAnAxe: NOW THAT WAS GOOD!

MadManWithAnAxe: okay, okay, write them BOTH down

MadManWithAnAxe: okay, and e-mail them, spread the word of your great humor

MadManWithAnAxe: oh the masses will be delighted when they hear your witty insights on life

Onesicjuggernaut: yes

Onesicjuggernaut: like this #

Onesicjuggernaut: jesus was a cunt

Onesicjuggernaut: la-la-la-la-la

Onesicjuggernaut: i raped her in the name of jesus

MadManWithAnAxe: see, see

Onesicjuggernaut: bow chicka bow now

MadManWithAnAxe: people will love this

Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up

MadManWithAnAxe: it’ll make them feel smart

MadManWithAnAxe: You should have your own sitcom

Onesicjuggernaut: you mkae them feel atractive

Onesicjuggernaut: now SHUT THE FUCK UP

MadManWithAnAxe: just so you can say ”now shut the fuck up” every week

Onesicjuggernaut: fucker

Onesicjuggernaut: i say it everyday

Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up

Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up

MadManWithAnAxe: *canned laughter*

MadManWithAnAxe: It’ll be great!

Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up

Onesicjuggernaut: 😉

MadManWithAnAxe: We can have Deborah Harry sing the theme song.

MadManWithAnAxe: Ooooh, i’m sure america will just love it.

MadManWithAnAxe: Their favorite retard, saying ”now shut the fuck up” EVERY WEEK!

Onesicjuggernaut: who the FUCK is that

Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up

MadManWithAnAxe: ooooh, i got an idea

MadManWithAnAxe: say ”now shut the fuck up” in ALL CAPS

MadManWithAnAxe: it’ll be more affective

MadManWithAnAxe: better yet, put exclamation points after it

MadManWithAnAxe: That’ll make it penetrate deeper.

MadManWithAnAxe: Give their senses a good shaking

Onesicjuggernaut: NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!

Onesicjuggernaut: NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!

Onesicjuggernaut: LIKE THAT

MadManWithAnAxe: YEAH!

Onesicjuggernaut: YOU PANSY

MadManWithAnAxe: EXCATLY

Onesicjuggernaut: NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!

MadManWithAnAxe: oooooh, I gotta love the all caps

Onesicjuggernaut: you liek it

MadManWithAnAxe: Does it make you feel like a real man?

Onesicjuggernaut: ‘becuase there big

Onesicjuggernaut: and your not

Onesicjuggernaut: fucking my gfs make me feal like a man

Onesicjuggernaut: heh

Onesicjuggernaut: you wouldnt know

MadManWithAnAxe: ummm……

MadManWithAnAxe: yeah

MadManWithAnAxe: you got me there

MadManWithAnAxe: although you’re off

MadManWithAnAxe: just a tad bit

MadManWithAnAxe: taking into account all my girlfriends

MadManWithAnAxe: and all the sex

Onesicjuggernaut: although you’re off fucking your mom

Onesicjuggernaut: muhahahahaahhaha

Onesicjuggernaut: dude

Onesicjuggernaut: if they blow up

MadManWithAnAxe: HOLY CRAP! you used YOU’RE!

Onesicjuggernaut: or are made of latex

MadManWithAnAxe: GOOD JOB, BUDDY!

Onesicjuggernaut: or if they scream no no no im a quadraplegic

Onesicjuggernaut: it doesnt count

Onesicjuggernaut: cuase copy pasted

Onesicjuggernaut: numb nuts

Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up

MadManWithAnAxe: Quad-ra-pa-le-gic…..5 syllables!!!!

MadManWithAnAxe: Christ, you’re really making progress.

Onesicjuggernaut: on your mom

Onesicjuggernaut: ahahhahaha

Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up

MadManWithAnAxe: My mom?

Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up now shut the
fuck up now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up now
shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck
up now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up now shut
the fuck up now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up
now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up now shut the
fuck up now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up

MadManWithAnAxe: I’m not going to bother reading all that.

Onesicjuggernaut: good

MadManWithAnAxe: I’ll just assume that it says now shut the fuck up over and over

Onesicjuggernaut: here ill make it eassy

Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up now shut the fuck up

MadManWithAnAxe: Oh, thanks.

MadManWithAnAxe: You’ve been a real life-saver.

Onesicjuggernaut: good

Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up

MadManWithAnAxe: Without you, who knows how long i would’ve spent reading all that.

Onesicjuggernaut: are you still talking jesus ive been pasting now shut fuck up this whole time you fucking douche bag go fuck a goat or somthing you pathetic cockmaster

Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up

MadManWithAnAxe: You should really learn to use commas, and other common literary tools.

Onesicjuggernaut: now shut the fuck up

MadManWithAnAxe: Such as apostrophes.

Onesicjuggernaut: lol

Onesicjuggernaut: i dont care

MadManWithAnAxe: It’ll make you look….how you say…less retarded.

MadManWithAnAxe: Okay, well, i’m going now to…ummm…what’s something completely idiotic that you would actually say…..oh, i’m going to fuck a goat.

MadManWithAnAxe: goodbye

Chat Logs, Lame Chat Rooms

Anotha one.. =/

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Final Fantasy: I HAVE A PICTURE

Final Fantasy: OF MY COCK

Little Yuffers: LMAO

GHARM: i got a scanner

Little Yuffers: ROFL

Final Fantasy: I WROTE MY NAME ON IT

GHARM: had to take two different scans..

ULTIMATE LIFE FORM: noo!!!!!!!

Final Fantasy: FOR PROOF

GHARM: but i got it all

GHARM: XD

Little Yuffers: LMAO

Final Fantasy: SO YOU KNOW IT ISN’T FAKE

Little Yuffers: roflmmfao

GHARM: i helped him dub that pic, btw

GHARM:

Little Yuffers: omg

Final Fantasy: HEY, F***ER.

Final Fantasy: BACK UP OFF ME.

Little Yuffers: stop making me laugh

Final Fantasy: Yeah.

Little Yuffers pee’s herself

Final Fantasy: He wrote my name on my cock for me.

Final Fantasy:

Little Yuffers: lmao

Final Fantasy: WITH HIS TONGUE.

Final Fantasy:

Little Yuffers: LMAP

Kefka (prince_kefka_of_amber) joined the room

GHARM: yea-no

Little Yuffers: lmao

Final Fantasy:

Poetry and Songs, (C) Song Parodies

The Hopoate Shuffle

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Parody of “The Curly Shuffle” by Dr. Demento.

——————————-

When Hopoate and the Tigers go out on the field
He kicks the footy and he tackles real low
He don’t like the Dragons but likes their dates
So he jams his fingers right in and does the Hopoate shuffle

(Hey Craig! Hey Craig!) Hey Craig! Hey Craig!
(Well, poke, poke, poke, poke!) Well, poke, poke, poke, poke!
(Right up his date, right up his date) Right up his date, right up his date
(Ooh ooh ooh the pain!) Ooh ooh ooh the pain!
Well he never misses the arse so he jams his fingers in and does the Hopoate shuffle

Well Craig Smith and the Dragons hate John Hopoate
He is filthy footballer and should be known as “date fingers”
He gets such a delight to do the plugger and shaker
Ramming his fingers right in and doing the Hopoate Shuffle

(Hey Craig! Hey Craig!) Hey Craig! Hey Craig!
(Well, jab, jab, jab, jab!) Well, jab, jab, jab, jab!
(Right up his clacker, right up his clacker) Right up his clacker, right up his clacker
(Ouch, my arsehole!) Ouch, my arsehole!
Well he never misses the arse so he jams his fingers in and does the Hopoate shuffle

[break]

Well Craig and the Dragons love to see
Hopoate get his arse kicked out of the team
So Hopoate got 12 months suspension
Because he loves to be up-to-date and do the Hopoate Shuffle

(Hey Craig! Hey Craig!) Hey Craig! Hey Craig!
(Well, plug, plug, plug, plug!) Well, plug, plug, plug, plug!
(Right up his bumcrack, right up his bumcrack) Right up his bumcrack, right up his bumcrack
(Piss off brown fingers!) Piss off brown fingers!
Well he never misses the arse so he jams his fingers in and does the Hopoate shuffle
(That’s right)
He does the Hopoate Shuffle (What has he done?)
He does the Hopoate Shuffle (That’s what I thought he done!)
He does the Hopoate Shuffle (Ouch ouch ouch ouch!)
He does the Hopoate Shuffle (Dirty bastard!)
Well he never misses the arse so he jams his fingers in and does the Hopoate shuffle

Screwed Up Chronicles, Internet

AOL SUCKS

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AOL sucks, and you know why?

When you call them and tell them AOL fucked up, I think they blame it’s your OS because they don’t want you to quit using AOL because they want the money from you and they don’t care about your problems. And they say AOL is so easy to use. Yeah right. Half the time the buttons freeze, the damn web-pages don’t load, and all my other internet programs (mIRC, Internet Explorer, Telnet) are not working, maybe because AOL is programmed to shut down all other internet applications except itself. And they say AOL is so friendly. Bullshit. Why, I don’t know how many IMs I’ve got from weirdos advertising porn. Most unmoderated member created chatrooms are corrupted; full of teenage agast, insults, and half-brained idiots saying things like “u sux” and “ur gay” and “a/s/l” and “hey wanna cybr?”

It makes me sick!

KILL AOL!

Chat Logs, Lame Chat Rooms

Wang rape O_O

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st00pidlilgrl: Rufus_is_Rich Rapes Rikku’s mouth with his wang.

Little Yuffers: Santa dont go Yuffie Demon on us

zerosou: Guilty Gear rocks.

Little Yuffers: Oo

Rufus_is_Rich: Hi, how are you?

st00pidlilgrl: LMAO

st00pidlilgrl: that was the day before yesterday I believe XB!!

lenne_ffx: Rikku?! O_O

st00pidlilgrl: Hmm

st00pidlilgrl: Ya

st00pidlilgrl: She was a newb

st00pidlilgrl: XD

st00pidlilgrl: and he was scaring her off LMAO

lenne_ffx: Niiiice..

lenne_ffx: Take him home to meet mom!

st00pidlilgrl: thats his ‘greeting’

lenne_ffx: ^_~

st00pidlilgrl: lmmfao

lenne_ffx: He’s a real slickster..

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#8563: justthe2ofus1994 -> Firestarter

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justthe2ofus1994: she sure did

Firestarter: i like soup

Firestarter: you are a coffee

justthe2ofus1994: sure

Firestarter: i thought so

justthe2ofus1994: really??????

Firestarter: yeah i have esp

justthe2ofus1994: wat does that mean

Firestarter: extra sensory perseption

Firestarter: retard

justthe2ofus1994: fag

Firestarter: you spealt what rong

Firestarter: qweer

justthe2ofus1994: u gotta death wish

Firestarter: hold it hold it im not done spankin the monkey

justthe2ofus1994: sure

Firestarter: ohhhhh there we gooooooooo ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

justthe2ofus1994: ok

Firestarter: ugh its all over the keyboard

justthe2ofus1994: if yur gonna say ugh to me look in the mirror

Firestarter: c’mon stupid

Firestarter: you can do better than that.

justthe2ofus1994: bring it prick

Firestarter: ouch.

Firestarter: that hurts

Firestarter: really

Firestarter: espeacially coming from you

justthe2ofus1994: it should

Firestarter: you have no taste of sarcasm do you?

justthe2ofus1994: yup

Firestarter: you are truly stupid

Firestarter: you give new meaning to the word

justthe2ofus1994: speak for yur self

Firestarter: only if you learn to speak chinese

justthe2ofus1994:

Firestarter: what are you laughing at?

Firestarter: retard

justthe2ofus1994: yur ugly face

Firestarter: you dont even know what i look like.

justthe2ofus1994: a nerd

Firestarter: how can i be hurt by an insult that has no grounds of truth
whatsoever?

Firestarter: really.

Firestarter: cmon cancha type?

Firestarter: stupid

Firestarter: cmon cancha type?

justthe2ofus1994: im only 12

Firestarter: youre still retarded.

justthe2ofus1994: i get it from u

Firestarter: youre probably mid forties.

Firestarter: pretending to be 12

justthe2ofus1994: no

Firestarter: 😐

justthe2ofus1994: no

justthe2ofus1994: i dont lie

Firestarter: sure you dont

Firestarter: liar!

Firestarter: it doesn’t matter anyway i posted this coversation on a site called www.squackle.com

Firestarter: that means all can see your idiocy

justthe2ofus1994: thats nice

justthe2ofus1994: and yours

liberty_spiked_patriot: i was the one shaming you

justthe2ofus1994: yhats nice

Firestarter: your insults were weak and had no substance anyway