underwear inspector – n. someone who inspects underwear by sniffing them. If you are an underwear inspector and see someone wearing your inspected underwear, you can say “you’re wearing my undies”
English teacher
English teacher – n. someone who dances around and talks about symbolism, poetry and the like all day long, doing the same dance steps six or so times a day
meat cutter
meat cutter – n. someone who cuts meat after peeing on it, claiming its a special marinate, and charge double price for it
park ranger
park ranger – n. someone who hangs out with idols like Yogi Bear, Booboo Bear, Wally Gator, Snagglepuss, Quick Draw McGraw and others, chasing them around, trying to get picnic baskets back
bus driver
bus driver – n. someone who zooms past bus stops while laughing at people waiting for them
taxi driver
taxi driver – n. someone who drives people around and is a complete ass about it
cashier
cashier – n. someone who takes your money and plays with a cash register
Joke #10664
Q: Did you hear about the robbery in the laundry room?
A: Two clothespins held up a pair of pants.
Joke #10663
Q: Did you hear about the unique platypus?
A: He was unlike all the otters.
Joke #10662
Q: How do geologists like their scotch?
A: On the rocks.
Joke #10661
Learning new computer skills can be a challenge. An office manager in my software training class, taking nothing for granted, jotted down every word I said.
During a break I peeked over his shoulder and read what he’d written… “New Computer Training–password is first name. Mine is ‘Bob’.”
Joke #10660
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”
“Sure.”
So Joe takes out a picture.
“What are you talking about?” Bill says, “That’s not your aunt! That’s a picture of a fish!”
Joe responds, “Well, sure it is… It’s my aunt Chovy!”
madiasotto
madiasotto – v. to spend 5000 dollars on a sound
ujalirmod
ujalirmod – v. to shit yourself to tears
chypyg
chypyg – n. a basketball game played by zombies