Q: Why did the Martian want to become a bus driver?
A: So he could tell Earthlings where to get off.
Joke #11698
Q: There were seven aliens in a spaceship. They had eight cigarettes but no matches. How did they light them?
A: They threw one cigarette overboard and that made the spaceship a cigarette lighter!
Joke #11697
Q: Why is a room filled with married Martians like an empty room?
A: There isn’t a single Martian in it.
Joke #11696
Q: What did the Martian say when his dog fell out of the flying saucer?
A: Dog-gone!
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Another version of this joke:
Q: What do you say when a dog runs away?
A: Dog-gone!
Joke #11695
Q: Why did the Martian think grass was dangerous?
A: He heard it was full of blades.
Joke #11694
Q: Do you know how long cows should be milked in space?
A: Same as the short ones.
Joke #11693
Q: Why did the Martian suspect that the walls were keeping secrets?
A: They’re always meeting in the corner.
volcano
volcano – n. a mountain on Mars with hiccups
Joke #11691
Q: What goes oom, oom?
A: Cows walking backwards on the planet Pluto.
Joke #11690
Q: What did the Martian say when he was told he couldn’t fish without a permit?
A: I’m doing very well with worms, thank you.
Joke #11689
Q: What’s green and lives in salt water?
A: Moby Martian.
Joke #11688
Q: How do you make an astronaut sandwich?
A: Use launch meat.
Joke #11687
Q: Why isn’t a Martian’s nose 12 inches long?
A: Because if it were, it would be a foot!
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Another version of this joke:
Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot.
Joke #11686
Q: There is no water on the moon, so an astronaut must wear a watch. Why?
A: Because there is a spring inside.
Joke #11685
Q: In space, when was milk the highest?
A: When the cow jumped over the moon.