Answer: Area code!
Question: What do you call the secret language used in your area?
Phone Numbers We’d Like to See
To call up a scuba diver, just dial…1-800-H20
To call up a star baseball player, just dial…1-800-RBI
Joke #11759
Caller: Operator! Operator! What’s the fastest way for me to get to the hospital?
Operator: Have you tried playing in traffic?
Joke #11758
Caller: Operator! Operator! I don’t know what’s wrong with my phone, but I can’t make long distance calls any longer!
Operator: Don’t worry. Your long distance calls are long enough already!
Joke #11757
Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance!
Operator: Okay. You’re an ambulance!
Joke #11756
Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriend’s line has been busy for an hour?
Operator: No, but if you hum a few bars, I might be able to sing along with you.
Joke #11755
Party Host: Hello?
Phone Caller: Hello! I’m trying to reach a Ms. Leavinsoon. Her first name is Yula Bea? Could you find out if anybody at your party knows her?
Party Host: Hey, everybody! Do any of you know Yula Bea Leavinsoon?
Party Guests: Bye!
Joke #11754
Party Host: Hello?
Phone Caller: Hello. I’m trying to reach a Mr. Yuppyernose. He goes by his initials I.C. Would it be too much trouble for you to ask your guests if any of them know him?
Party Host: Not at all. Hold the line please. (Yells) Hey, everybody! Do any of you know I.C. Yuppyernose?
Joke #11753
Party Host: Hello?
Phone Caller: I’m trying to reach a Ms. Nidiot. Her first name is Ima. Could you please ask if anybody at your party knows her?
Party Host: I’d be glad to. Please hold on. (Yells) Excuse me, but does anybody know Ima Nidiot?
Joke #11752
Tim: Tammy, who was that on the phone?
Tammy: Oh, just a woman saying it was long distance from China. But I told her I already knew that!
Joke #11751
Tammy: What are you doing, Tim?
Tim: I’m trying to call Washington!
Tammy: Oh, haven’t you heard? He’s dead!
Joke #11749
Q: Where do burgers go to dance?
A: A meat ball.
Joke #11748
Q: What do whales like to chew?
A: Blubber gum.
Joke #11747
Q: Why did the spider cross the computer?
A: To get to his web site.
Joke #11746
Q: What starts with an “e,” ends with an “e,” and only has one letter?
A: An envelope.