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Quote #13943

January 6, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

“ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the penguins are taking my brains!!!”

– wangerspanker

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Quote #13942

January 6, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

“A friend with feet is a friend with pee”

– Redneck Reo

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Quote #13941

January 6, 2011 blowthetoad Leave a comment

“Hey!… I don’t swim in your toilet, so don’t pee in my pool!”

– blowthetoad

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Quote #13940

January 6, 2011 Adman Leave a comment

“Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeatin my meat”

– Adman

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Quote #13939

January 6, 2011 Adman Leave a comment

“Beatis my Meatis”

– Adman

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Quote #13938

January 6, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“Be WISE”

– Wetip the Owl

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Quote #13937

January 6, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

“Those aluminum soda cans are no match for me!”

– G-Man

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Quote #13936

January 6, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

“I wish I was a barbie, that bitch has everything”

– Tony

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Quote #13935

January 6, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

“As a matter of fact, i do own the road”

– Tony

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Quote #13934

January 6, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

“asdf…x2!”

– Kemp

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Quote #13933

January 6, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

“I love it when chocolate chips follow me”

– Cool Joe

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Quote #13932

January 6, 2011 Fajita Bum Leave a comment

“I need lotion”

– Fajita Bum

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Quote #13931

January 6, 2011 Fajita Bum Leave a comment

“I like potato cakes, fajita bums, and poopy tarts”

– Fajita Bum

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Quote #13930

January 6, 2011 Fajita Bum Leave a comment

“Poop will rule the world in the year 2067!”

– Fajita Bum

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Quote #13929

January 6, 2011 Blind Bubba Leave a comment

“you stabbed you!”

– Blind Bubba

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