On top of the tree top
All covered with blood
I shot poor Barney in the gut
I went to his funeral
I went to his grave
Some people threw flowers
I threw a grenade
On Friday 13 he came back from the dead
I grab a bazooka and blew off his head
…..
Deck the Halls Parody #24779
Deck the halls with gasoline
Fa la la la la la la la la
Light a match and watch it clean
Fa la la la la la la la la
Watch your school burn down to ashes
Fa la la la la la la la la
Bad Submission #24778
Submitted through the Jingle Bells Song submission form.
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This form was submitted: Dec 15 2007 / 15:24:03
name = sexyy
email =
use_email = no
jinglesong = fuckkkkk mee fuck me fuck me i am so horny
i noe u think im hot bc who doesnt?!?!?!?!
Hate Mail #24777
Submitted through the Jingle Bells song submission form.
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This form was submitted: Dec 14 2007 / 07:56:45
name = XxOliviaxX
jinglesong = hey hey hey hey hey hey this site is frickin lame hey hey hey hey hey go play some drinkinking games hey your a loser you so fat la la la la la this site is frickin lame!!!!!!!
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24775
A B C D E F G
Barneys on my property
Stick a rifle up his nose
Pull the trigger, there he goes
A B C D E F G
Barneys now history
nghjtnsjfnvgshlbgse
nghjtnsjfnvgshlbgse – n. a word that is not a word
;} n. something you would describe as “this is not a word” and you do not know the definition of it.
Bad Submission #24772
Submitted through the Anti-Barney the Dinosaur song submission form.
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This form was submitted: Jan 31 2008 / 13:22:11
name = go smoke a toilet
email = phil@bob.com
use_email = no
song = I HATE THE EEFIN BEE BARNEY LETS HANG HIM FROM A TREE
Joke #24771
Knock knock
Who’s there?
I am.
Joke #24770
Knock knock
Who’s there?
I eat mop
I eat mop who?
Ha ha ha – I eat my poo!
Joke #24769
Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo?
A: F-18, F-16, B-52, F-15…
Try and Try Until You Die
try and try until you die
no guts no glory
no brain no gain
no ID no entry
no parking
no jaywalking
Joke #24767
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Smell mop
Smell mop who? (Smell my poo)
Ahhahaha! (you laugh here)
Bad Submission #24766
Submitted through the Knock Knock Joke submission form.
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This form was submitted: Nov 10 2008 / 09:52:36
name = hahahaha
email = afxwehdfheehd
use_email = no
kkjoke = I LOVE TOKIO HOTEL
Bad Submission #24765
Submitted through the Blonde Joke submission form.
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This form was submitted: Nov 07 2008 / 12:57:07
name = ashley boobs
email =
use_email = yes
bjoke =
Bad Submission #24764
Submitted through the Joke submission form.
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This form was submitted: Nov 09 2008 / 21:08:09
name = meomio
email =
use_email = no
qjoke = Q: Who doesn’t shave their underarms?
A: A 10 year old in my cheerleading squad. lol…