Sung to the Happy Birthday song.
–
Happy Anniversary to you
Happy Anniversary to you
Your life is like poo
Your names are (names)
After (#) of crappy years
You smell like poo
And you look like it, too
The Chubbles Rap
This is supposed to be sung by a character named Mr. Chubby Chubbles.
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Yo, I’m the chubbles,
I don’t like bubbles in the bathtub
Because I ain’t a playa
A fake-a
A guy that rolls around in the mud
Chubbles in my name
And eating is my game
I eat eat eat eat
Off my feet feet feet
If I have to.
If I have to.
But I usually eat it in the toilet
The toilet
The toilet
And I usually foil-it
And put it in the oven
And cook it
And eat it
Whee!
Lily Had a Bell
Lily Lily had a Bell,
Lilly lilly rung it,
Lily Lily went to hell
=P
Spring Song
As my eyes
search
the prairie
I feel the summer
in the spring.
Fart is an Art
FART!
its an art
oh boy oh boy
look at that!
its a fart!
::heavy bass and guitar solo here::
yyyyyyyyeaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
::head bash now::
::somebody jumps into a crowd::
FART! FART!! SMELLS LIKE A PART!
ITS A FART!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH BOY!
BAAAAAAAAAAM!
BOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
::a guy with a violin comes and shoots himself in the head::
blllllllllahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::music stops, crowd hushes::
::everybody farts::
yeeeeeeeehaw!!!!
heeeeeeeehaw!
Gotta
(Chorus of annoying little kids are in italics)
–
I Gotta –
Gotta what?
I Gotta –
Gotta what?
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
(long and heavy guitar solo)
(whispering repeatedly as the solo goes on) Gotta poo Gotta poo Gotta poo Gotta poooo
Here we go!
Splash!
Here’s another one!
Ba-doop!
Here we go here we go go go go gooo!
Sploosh splash splash splooosh!
(the guitar makes farting noises instead of notes now)
Poop! Gotta gotta –
Poop!
Gotta Gotta –
Poop!
Stupid Kids!
(the kids start crying)
blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah!!!!
Bananas in Belize
Bananas in Belize-a
Bananas in Belize are good to eat-a
Chiquita Banana I’d like to meet-a
La La La La La
Masturbata
Parody of Los Del Rio – Macarena
by Adam Sandler
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Sitting in my house, and I know that I’m alone,
Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bone
Go and grab a Penthouse it’s the one with Sharon Stone
Hey Masturbata!
I go a little faster and its feeling kind of nice,
Once ain’t enough so I have to do it twice
If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advice
Hey Masturbata!
I use some baby oil or a little Vaseline,
Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet clean
Never shake my hand cause you don’t know where its been
Hey Masturbata!
I do it in the car when I’m driving down the street,
One hand on the wheel and the other on my meat
I can’t get out the car cause I’m sticking to the seat
Hey Masturbata!
Since I was a kid I have been a masturbater,
Choke the chicken; hum the knob, squeezing the tomato
I’ve looked at Ms. November now I’m gonna decorate her
Hey, Masturbata!
Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard shaking bacon,
Pounding on the flounder and its mayonnaise I’m makin’.
Spank the frank, wax the carrot, god my hand is achin’.
Hey, Masturbata!
Bad Submission #18974
This form was submitted: Apr 20 2005 / 19:52:45
name = Mysterious G
type = Yuck
title = Her
submission = Theres this really ugly girl and shes so fat that her vagina is the size of 3 tennis balls put togther and her boobs sag down to her chest and her ass leaks anal juice
Bad Submission #18973
This form was submitted: Nov 21 2004 / 14:15:03
name = Kay Kay
kkjoke = Knock-Knock who’s there “police” police who police openthe door mr. busdriver my face is starting to heart?
Bad Submission #18972
This form was submitted: May 25 2005 / 21:10:04
word = salt shaker
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Bad Submission #18971
This form was submitted: Jun 28 2005 / 10:54:02
word = sadomy
undefined_word = (not defining an undefined word)
word_form = noun
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Bad Submission #18970
This form was submitted: Jun 19 2005 / 23:19:36
word = friggin
undefined_word = (not defining an undefined word)
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Bad Submission #18969
This form was submitted: May 19 2005 / 18:11:17
word = toad
undefined_word = (not defining an undefined word)
word_form = noun
other_word_form =
definition = a reptile like animal
example =
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Bad Submission #18968
This form was submitted: May 13 2005 / 18:41:45
word = cutting the cheese
undefined_word = (not defining an undefined word)
word_form = verb
other_word_form =
definition = To fart
example = Someone would say “pohhhh did you cut the cheese”
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