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(F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Joke #20894

March 30, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

Q: What do you call it when a frog takes a shower?

A: Spring cleaning!

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(F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Joke #20893

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Q: Who said “sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.”

A: Someone who’s never been hit by a dictionary.

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(F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Joke #20892

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Q: What is a polygon?

A: A dead parrot.

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Joke #20891

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Q: What did the baby light bulb say to its mother?

A: I wuv you watts and watts.

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(F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes

Joke #20890

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Q: Do seals wear shoes?

A: No, they wear flippers!

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Joke #20889

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Q: What is always behind the time?

A: The back of the clock.

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Joke #20888

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Q: What is the best way to raise a child?

A: In an elevator.

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Joke #20887

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Q: What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

A: Buck teeth.

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Joke #20886

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Q: Where can you go to weigh a pie?

A: Somewhere over the rainbow way up high (weigh a pie)

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Joke #20885

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Q: What do you call a person who runs on the road everyday?

A: A road runner

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Joke #20884

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Q: Why did the pretzels dance?

A: Just to do the twist.

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Joke #20883

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Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?

A: Because the chicken retired and moved to Florida.

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Joke #20882

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Q: What can you say to a dentist while he’s drilling a tooth?

A: If you strike oil, we’ll split the money.

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Joke #20881

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Q: Why was the ocean arrested?

A: Because it beat upon the shore.

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Joke #20880

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Q: What does my homework and a rare steak have in common?

A: They are both almost done!

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