cherry – n. slang for an intact hymen.
cheeks
cheeks – n. slang for the buttocks.
chastity belt
chastity belt – n. a belt worn to prevent access to the genitals, specifically to prevent sexual intercourse.
chaste sex
chaste sex – n. sexual intercourse between husband and wife after marriage.
CBT
CBT – Acronym. acronym for “cock and ball torture.”
CBJ
CBJ – Acronym. acronym for “covered blowjob.” Describes a blowjob while wearing a condom.
Memorial Day – What Does it Mean to Me?
Decoration Day is another name for Memorial Day. Memorial Day honors military people who have died in wars that Americans have fought in. It is a patriotic holiday that was originally honored to the Civil War. Now it also honors veterans from the Spanish-American War, World War 1, World War 2, Korean War, Vietnam War, Desert Storm, Antirent War, The Aroostook War, Black Hawk War, Mexican War, Seminole War, Tripolitan War, Utah War, and the War of 1812.
Memorial Day is celebrated on the last Monday in May. On Memorial Day people place flowers, flags, and other memorabilia on the graves of people who died in wars which Americans fought in.
We should all be grateful that these people have given their lives so that we can have the freedoms that we have today.
The Automatic Egg Thrower
Dear Mike,
I hope that you will appreciate my new invention. It is an automatic egg thrower! I assure you it will be of really good use. You can use it for social groups that are bothering you or people who will not get off your lawn after you asked them nicely to go or get off. Then you can load eggs in the egg thrower and shoot them till they run away! You will laugh at their facial expression! There is a brochure that comes with it so you know how to launch eggs with the egg thrower. My egg thrower is going to both the Self-Defense convention and the Joker’s convention! All the eggs that miss your targets will be good nourishment for your grass so you do not have to pick it up. After you throw eggs at somebody they will negotiate with you and do as you set out to accomplish. I insure you they will.
Your best friend,
davepoobond
PS Write back soon!!!!
Quote #21726: Dear 6th Grade Teacher
“I expect to learn harder math, harder spelling words, harder science and harder English in 6th grade. I hope we don’t get a lot of homework everyday because my mom says my backpack is always too heavy and I tell her only my homework is in there!”
– davepoobond
Famous Faces
Famous people put on a lot of makeup on to hide their big, fat, juicy zits.
A lot of celebrities give out phony autographs made by con-men.
Con-men might act and dress up like famous people.
Everyone is trying to touch a famous face for no necessary reason!
Some people act like phony con-men disguised as a famous face.
Special Place Poem
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In MY worLd I taKe voyages frOm the WAVES of wave Race 64 to THE ice on WaynE GreTskY’s 3D HoCKEy
Quote #21723
” On Saturday, January 19, thousands of people came to see the Rose Parade in Pasadena — it was a fantastic parade this year! The floats were effective to the people that were there. There were so many flowers that you could smell them a mile away!”
– davepoobond
Moldy Bread Haiku
White, Gray, Black, Brown, Green
Squishy, Shiny, Looks Fuzzy
Rotten and Stinky
David From Rad Books Galore
Hello everyone!!! I am David from Rad Books Galore, and I am here to tell you about one of the totally cool books we have at Rad Books Galore.
It’s called 20,00 Leagues under the sea by Jules Verne, and if you have never heard this title before, anywhere……I don’t know what to tell you.
Anyway the year was 1886 when this book started to tell it’s story. Well it has this boring beginning and our 2 guys at Rad Books Galore in the back room are still arguing about the beginning of the story so I said I wouldn’t say anything about that boring part. I said that only so they wouldn’t get in my face.
Well anyway the main part of the story is when a giant squid attacks a submarine and makes it sink. You’re going to have to read it to find out what happened to them. If you’re still not bribed…I mean interested in buying or reading this book I’ll read you a paragraph or so in the first chapter.
(take book and read page 1 until end of third paragraph)
Now if you aren’t interested to read this book no one is going to force you unless of course they have a gun to your head. Next time (if there is a next time) I will tell you about one of my most favorite books of all time…How To Get Out Of Book Reports Due Tomorrow.
Quote #21720
“My goals for sixth grade are: making new friends and being nice to other people.”
– davepoobond