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Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Dead Baby Jokes, (C) Sick Jokes, (C) Racist Jokes

Joke #21854

August 12, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What’s the difference between a truckload of watermelons and a truckload of black babies?

A: You can’t unload watermelons with a pitchfork!

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Joke #21853

August 12, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What do you call a black person with an IQ of 15?

A: Gifted.

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Joke #21852

August 12, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: How do you get a black person to commit suicide?

A: Toss a bucket of fried chicken into traffic.

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Joke #21851

August 12, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What’s the difference between a black girl’s pussy and a bowling ball?

A: You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.

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Joke #21850

August 12, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What do you call a black guy after his white girlfriend breaks up with him?

A: Homeless.

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Joke #21849

August 12, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker?

A: Stranded.

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Joke #21848

August 12, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: Why don’t blacks stick their heads out of moving vehicles?

A: Their lips catching the wind will beat them to death.

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Joke #21847

August 12, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What’s the difference between a pothole and a black guy?

A: You’d swerve to avoid a pothole, wouldn’t you?

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Joke #21846

August 12, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: Do you know why flies have wings?

A: So they can get away from the blacks.

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Joke #21845

August 12, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What do you call a white man surrounded by 100 blacks?

A: Warden.

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Joke #21844

August 12, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road?

A: Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?

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Joke #21843

August 12, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What do you call five black guys hanging from a tree?

A: A Mississippi wind chime.

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Joke #21842

August 12, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: How is a black guy like a broken gun?

A: It doesn’t work and you can’t fire it.

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Joke #21840

August 12, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: What do you call a French black guy?

A: Jacques Custodian.

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Joke #21839

August 12, 2011 A Squackler Leave a comment

Q: Did you hear about the black guy who had a heart attack on Halloween?

A: Somebody came dressed as a job.

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