::Girl is holding a large bottle of water::
“This is the National Whatever Drink of The Baseball!”
– a customer at davepoobond’s job
Category Archives: Quotes
Quotes, re-enactments, “real-life” chat logs.
Quote #21260: EN-REACHING SPIRES
“EN-REACHING SPIRES of the orams, their gloomy granite ened by snow, form the mighty ntration of mountains in the. Nineteen peaks exceed 25,000 including 28,250-foot K2, second to Mount Everest”
– found at davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21258: Note to Mrs. Stickums
“Mrs. Stickums
I have a dentist appointment today at lunch so I can not do the project today at lunch so I was wondering if we could do it at lunch on Wednesday. because (scribbled out)
Bessy Cowtta
No-Sorry! Mrs. S”
– a note found at davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21257
“Yeah…..whatever i say….didn’t i go there before?
tink so or maybe not. watever.
bye.
Joanna”
– In an e-mail from Wynken
Quote #21256
“OKay umm there is a diffrence between being irrattating and being annoying
i believe are more on the irrattatting side and anyways who idea was it about the fart thing?? (( frankly i think shes full of shit dont listen to my Char she can be a real bitch at times he he then again she is under my control ::evil cackles then turns smacking her character::))”
– Rose Andreana
Quote #21239
“I heard something about Native Americans having their own Olympics. Hope they don’t have a dance competition, because it would probably get rained out.
Besides, I thought they already had their own games. It was called ‘The World Series of Poker.'”
– Matt Sussman
Quote #21237
“Do unto others as…
…your friends do into your girlfriend.”
– Matt Sussman
Quote #21236
“Beauty is in the eye of…
…for some reason, Hugh Hefner.”
– Matt Sussman
Quote #21235
“Teach a man to fish…
…and it will give him an excuse to get piss drunk at 10 in the morning.”
– Matt Sussman
Quote #21234
“Give a man a fish…
…and he will smell like his wife for a day.”
Quote #21233
“Sticks and stones may break my bones…
…so stay away from the Iraqi army.”
– Matt Sussman
Quote #21232
“Stone walls do not a prison make…
…because Jose Canseco’s house is probably made of bricks.”
– Matt Sussman
Quote #21231
“If you love something…
…don’t make them watch ‘Dog Eat Dog.'”
– Matt Sussman
Quote #21230
“Give me liberty, or give me…
…Liberty’s co-worker at Platinum Showgirls.”
– Matt Sussman
Quote #21229
“An apple a day…
…is way too much for Kalista Flockhart.”
– Matt Sussman