You can tell a freshman,
by his slap-happy look.
You tell a sophomore,
because he carries a comic book.
You can tell a junior,
by his debonair and such.
You tell a senior,
but you can’t tell him much.
Category Archives: Poetry and Songs
Poetry and songs. Funny and serious.
Short Poem Time
Hickory dickory dock,
The elephant ran up the clock.
The clock is being repaired.
Valentine To Teach
Dear Teach,
Roses are red,
Violets aren’t gray,
I gave you this card,
Now give me an A.
With love,
Your favorite student.
Valentine To Jill
Dear Jill,
Roses are red,
Tulips are pink,
If you’d don’t go out with me,
You’re a big fink!
With all my affection,
Bill
Valentine To Lou
Dear Lou,
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The jeweler made me give the ring back,
The money was due!
Love,
Sue
Valentine To Frankenstein
Dear Frankenstein,
Roses are red,
Shamrocks are green,
When I look at your face,
I just want to scream.
Love,
Your bride.
Download: Ed the Ox (Power Point)
Ed the Ox (15.9 KiB, 1,601 hits)
A song about Ed the Ox in Power Point form. By stimpyismyname.
Download: Die (Power Point)
Die (136.7 KiB, 1,431 hits)
A power point by stimpyismyname.
Joke #10983
Q: What’s the theme song at the organ donor clinic?
A: “Liver Let Die.”
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #10335
I hate you
You hate me
We’re an evil family
With a great big kick and punch from me to you
And no more purple dinosaur
Topologically
Solid ball
Hollow ball
Crayon
Comb
Saucer
House key
Coffee cup
Wedding ring
Hammer
Screwdriver
Thimble
Sewing needle
Orange
Teaspoon
Brick
All Values of X
Angle 1 is a right angle
Angle 1 is an obtuse angle
Angle 1 is an acute angle
The triangle is isosceles
No triangle is possible
The Polygon Poem
Two equilateral triangles
Two right triangles
Two isosceles triangles
Two scalene triangles
Two squares
Two rectangles
Two rhombuses
Two isosceles trapezoids
Two regular hexagons
Two regular polygons
A right triangle and an acute triangle
An isosceles triangle and a scalene triangle
A right triangle and a scalene triangle
An equilateral triangle and an equiangular triangle
Sixty-Seven
I have a lucky black rock.
I came back from my friends house
I bake my mother a cake
I clock my self out of work
I kick in karate.
We have a First Aid Kite.
I take my brother toys away.
Use a Pen
An ink pen
Blue or black
Not pink or green
Not red or any color
But Blue & Black