Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: Santa Penguin.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #13792
Q: What do you get a huge, hairy gorilla for Christmas?
A: Anything he wants!
Joke #13791
Q: What do you get when you cross a mummy with a gift?
A: A very tightly wrapped present.
Joke #13790
Q: Why do mummies like the holidays?
A: Because of all the wrapping.
Joke #13789
Q: Why did the silly Jewish boy insult his brother during Hanukkah?
A: He thought it was the Festival of Slights!
Joke #13788
Q: What’s worse than Rudolph with a cold?
A: Frosty the Snowman with a fever!
Joke #13787
Q: When is a sleigh not a sleigh?
A: When it’s turning into your driveway.
Joke #13786
Q: Why did the silly boy bring a pack of cards to the holiday party?
A: To deck the halls.
Joke #13785
Q: Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
A: Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
Joke #13784
Q: Why was Rudolph’s nose red?
A: He was embarrassed!
Joke #13783
Q: What did the silly girl say about the dreidel top?
A: “Where’s the dreidel bottom?”
Joke #13782
Q: What do you get when you cross Christmas with Hanukkah?
A: Eight times the fun!
Joke #13781
Q: Why was Rudolph chosen to lead the sleigh?
A: Because he nose better than the other reindeer.
Joke #13780
Q: Why is Rudolph’s nose so bright?
A: Because it rhymes with “Won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?”
Joke #13779
Q: What do you get when you cross a penguin with Rudolph?
A: A very formally dressed reindeer.