Q: Do you remember the black family from the Jetsons?
A: No? The future looks pretty good, doesn’t it?
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #22718
Q: What is dumber than three white guys trying to build a house under water?
A: Three black guys trying to burn it down!
Joke #22717
Q: What do you call 4 black guys in a car?
A: Tinted windows.
Joke #22715
Q: What’s worse than a busload of blacks going off a cliff?
A: An empty seat!
Joke #22627
Q: What do you throw a drowning Obama?
A: 47% of America. (Thanks, Mitt Romney!)
Joke #22594
Q: What is the difference between a white girl and a airplane?
A: Not everyone has been in an airplane.
Joke #22558
Q: What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
A: Putting her back in her wheelchair
Joke #22557
Q: What did the scientist say when he discovered antimatter?
A: “It don’t matter.”
Joke #22443
Q: What starts with a N and ends with a R?
A: Neighbor
Joke #22433
Q: What’s a fish without any eyes?
A: A fsh.
Joke #22432
Q: What’s blue and smells like red paint?
A: Blue paint.
Joke #22088
Q: What can an elevator do that a black man can’t?
A: Raise a family.
Joke #22051
Q: Why did the Serbian cross the road?
A: He didn’t, he tripped over a landmine.
Joke #22012
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To fly south for the winter.
Joke #22011
Q: Why was Helen Keller’s ear red?
A: She tried to answer the iron!