Q: What’s green and sits in the corner?
A: A naughty frog!
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #21313
Q: How many bugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two.
Joke #21312
Q: What makes a shrimp cry moose?
A: A moose.
Joke #21311
Q: Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?
A: Because if it picks up that one too, it’d fall down.
Joke #21309
Q: Why was Saddam so happy when a woman became president?
A: She said he could make his bombs as long as he didn’t use them!
Joke #21219
Q: Did you hear the one about the deaf guy?
A: Well, he didn’t.
Joke #21217
Q: How many Polish people does it take to make an apple turnover?
A: Two. One to buy an apple turnover, and one to pretend he’s offended that this joke is directed towards Polish people.
Joke #20949
Q: Why did the silly baker let mosquitoes bite him?
A: He wanted to make a cake from scratch.
Joke #20948
Q: Why wouldn’t they let the stinkbug into the movie?
A: He had only one scent and it wasn’t enough.
Joke #20947
Q: What do you call a happy cherry?
A: A merry cherry.
Joke #20946
Q: Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbor?
A: Because she can’t sit down.
Joke #20945
Q: What do you watch on TV in the morning?
A: A breakfast serial (cereal).
Joke #20944
Q: How many pigs does it take to make a hamburger?
A: None – they are made out of cows.
Joke #20943
Q: If your dog kisses you, what do you call it?
A: A pooch smooch.
Joke #20942
Q: What is tan and has a truck?
A: A mouse going on vacation.