Q: What letters did the man recite to his car when he ran out of gas?
A: O-I-C-U-R-M-T
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #5441
Q: What is a forum?
A: A two-um plus a two-um.
Joke #5440
Q: What is an Eskimo cow called?
A: An eskimoo.
Joke #5439
Q: What did all the employees at the rubber band factory agree upon?
A: That their job was a snap!
Joke #5438
Q: Did you hear about the mattress tester who was fired?
A: He stayed awake on the job.
Joke #5437
Q: What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?
A: It gets wet.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: If you throw a green Martian into the Black Sea, what does it become?
A: Wet.
Joke #5436
Q: Why do lions always eat raw meat?
A: Because they don’t know how to cook.
Joke #5435
Q: Did you hear about the two guys who stole everything out of a house except the soap and towels?
A: They were dirty crooks!
Joke #5434
Q: What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River?
A: “Get in the boat!”
Joke #5433
Q: What sea creature is always grumpy?
A: A crab
Joke #5432
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton fuck his mom?
A: Because he didn’t have a penis!
Joke #5431
Q: Why couldn’t the skeleton add 1 + 1?
A: Because it didn’t have a brain
Joke #5430
Q: The United States Navy is the biggest Navy in the world. Who has the 2nd largest navy in the world?
A: The United States Army
Joke #5429
Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A: How can I get hard? I just got laid.
Joke #5428
Q: What do rabbits put into their computers?
A: Hoppy discs