Q: What do you call a goth lying in the road?
A: A speed bump.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #21350
Q: How do you get a goth out of a tree?
A: You cut the rope.
Joke #21349
Q: There is Stalin, Hitler, and a goth. You have a gun with two bullets, who do you shoot?
A: The Goth. Twice.
Joke #21348
Q: What’s the difference between a goth and a bucket of shit?
A: The bucket.
Joke #21347
Q: What’s the difference between a goth and an onion?
A: You cry when you cut an onion.
Joke #21346
Q: Why shouldn’t you shoot a goth?
A: The bullet is worth more.
Joke #21345
Q: What’s the difference between a goth and a clown?
A: The clown has a life.
Joke #21344
Q: How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Hopefully not too many. Large groups of Goths never get anything done.
Joke #21343
Q: How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to do the work and one to tell her how Goth she is for it.
Joke #21342
Q: How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one very pretentious Goth who can hold onto it as the whole world turns around her.
Joke #21341
Q: How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb?
A: No, no, no. A better question is this: How many people would it take to convince a Goth to change a light bulb?
Joke #21320
Q: What do you call a guy with a shovel?
A: Doug
Q: What do u call a guy without a shovel?
A: Doug-less
Joke #21318
Q: Why did the racist like ice cream?
A: Because it had “Supreme” in the flavor name!
Joke #21317
Q: What did one racist say to the other?
A: Oh yeah? Well I’m more superior than YOU!
Joke #21315
Q: What does Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
A: 40 year old meat in 10 year old buns.