Q: How is a black guy like a broken gun?
A: It doesn’t work and you can’t fire it.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #21840
Q: What do you call a French black guy?
A: Jacques Custodian.
Joke #21839
Q: Did you hear about the black guy who had a heart attack on Halloween?
A: Somebody came dressed as a job.
Joke #21838
Q: Why did so few blacks vote for Jesse Jackson?
A: He promised them jobs.
Joke #21837
Q: How do you blind an Asian?
A: You put a windshield in front of him.
Joke #21836
Q: What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair?
A: Roll-AIDS.
Joke #21835
Q: How does Santa Claus know he’s at a Jewish house?
A: There is a parking meter on the roof.
Joke #21834
Q: What do you call 10 black guys in a steam room?
A: Gorillas In The Mist.
Joke #21831
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider to be a Perfect “10”?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Joke #21830
Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys’ pants were half-off.
Joke #21829
Q: What do you call a black guy drinking out of the toilet?
A: Pushing his luck.
Joke #21825
Q: Why didn’t hydrogen and oxygen make water?
A: Because water has two hydrogens!! HA HA HA HA HA GET IT TWO HYDROGENS HA ISN’T THAT FUNNY!!!
Joke #21635
Q: Why doesn’t KFC have toilet paper?
A: Cause it’s finger lickin’ good.
Joke #21615
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a cocaine addict?
A: A big snorter.
Joke #21463
Q: What four things can’t you give a black guy?
A: A black eye, a fat lip, a job, and an education.