Q: What do you call a zombie who works for the post office?
A: A dead letter carrier.
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #18241
Q: What would you get if you crossed the walking dead with stinging insects?
A: Zom-bees.
Joke #18240
Q: What would you get if you crossed a ghoul with a cow?
A: A ghost beef sandwich.
Joke #18239
Q: What’s a ghoul’s favorite ice cream?
A: Cookies and scream.
Joke #18238
Q: How did the warlock take his bride on their honeymoon?
A: On his groomstick.
Joke #18237
Q: What is the witches’ national anthem?
A: “Deep in the Heart of Hexes.”
Joke #18236
Q: What kind of witchcraft does a dentist practice?
A: Plaque magic.
Joke #18235
Q: Who is wicked and wears glass slippers?
A: Sin-derella.
Joke #18234
Q: What would you get if you crossed a werewolf with Cinderella’s guardian?
A: A hairy godmother.
Joke #18233
Q: What do you get when you cross a werewolf with laundry?
A: Wash and wearwolf.
Joke #18232
Q: How do you tell when a werewolf is a failure?
A: When he wears a body toupee.
Joke #18231
Q: What would you get if you crossed Dracula and a werewolf?
A: A blood-sucking fur ball.
Joke #18230
Q: What would you get if you crossed the Abominable Snowman and Dracula?
A: A cold-blooded killer.
Joke #18229
NAN: “What do you get when you cross Dracula and a mummy?”
FRAN: “I don’t know, but if it bites you the bandages come in handy.”
Joke #18228
Q: What’s the difference between vampires and leeches?
A: About half a pint.