Q: How does a snake say sister?
A: “Sisssster.”
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #20851
Q: What do you call a tick on the moon?
A: A lunar-tick
Joke #20834
A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and was told, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”
“Wow!” the frog said, “That’s wonderful! Where will I meet her? At a party?”
“No,” said the psychic. “Next semester in her biology lab!”
Joke #20324
Q: How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen snorted?
A: Enough to kill Two and a Half Men
Joke #18955
Your mommas so fat her picture fell off the wall!
Joke #18954
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Pour paint on
Pour paint on who?
I didn’t say to pour paint on anyone!
Joke #18952
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Stop touchin’!
Stop touchin’ who?
“Stop touchin’ my girlfriend you sick bastards”
Joke #18950
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Ima
Ima who?
Ima suckin ur cock.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (its true)
Joke #18949
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Guess
Guess who?
Gestapo!
Joke #18752
Q: What’s the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale?
A: A Northern fairytale begins “Once upon a time.” A Southern fairytale begins “Y’all ain’t gonna believe this shit.”
Joke #18751
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don’t have eyes.
Joke #18750
Q: Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
A: Everyone has the same DNA.
Joke #18749
Q: What’s the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
A: Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
Joke #18748
Q: Why does the bride always wear white?
A: Because it’s good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
Joke #18747
Q: What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A: After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.