Your momma is so fat her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Category Archives: (F) Your Momma Joke
Jokes about your momma, your mama, and your mother-in-law.
Joke #21474
Your momma’s so fat that when she jumped into the ocean the whales started singing “We are Family.”
Joke #18955
Your mommas so fat her picture fell off the wall!
Joke #13148
Your momma is like a TV, even a two-year-old can turn her on.
Joke #13147
My mother-in-law is so old that when she was in school, history was called current events.
Joke #5501
Q: What’s the difference between your mama and an ironing board?
A: An ironing board’s legs are harder to get open