Q: Why did the skeleton go the movies by himself?
A: He had no body to go with him.
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #7849
Q: What does a bee sit on?
A: His bee-hind (behind).
Joke #7848
Q: What did the wind say to the screen?
A: Just passing through!
Joke #7847
Q: What is a fat ape?
A: A chunky monkey.
Joke #7846
Q: What’s black and white and has 16 wheels?
A: A zebra on rollerskates.
Joke #7845
Q: What did the hot dog say when he won the contest?
A: I’m the weiner!
Joke #7844
Q: Why did the man take a hammer to bed?
A: He wanted to hit the sack.
Joke #7843
Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate the rain?
A: Because the kids have to play inside all day.
Joke #7842
Q: What does a pig put on his cut?
A: Oinkment.
Joke #7841
Q: Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
A: He was afraid of the bark.
Joke #7840
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
Joke #7839
Q: What is a parasite?
A: Something you see in Paris.
Joke #7838
Q: Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
A: Because their horns don’t work.
Joke #7837
Q: What is labor day?
A: That’s when mommies have their babies.
Joke #7836
Q: What do you call a cold puppy sitting on a rabbit?
A: A chilly dog on a bun.