Q: Why do apples fall off trees?
A: So they can become apple sauce.
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #20917
Q: How did the frog cross the road?
A: He tied himself to a chicken!
Joke #20916
Q: Why do melons always have big weddings?
A: Because they cantaloupe!
Joke #20915
Q: Why is a banana peel on a sidewalk like music?
A: Because if you don’t “C” sharp, you’ll “B” flat!
Joke #20914
Q: Why did the fish surrender himself to the fisherman?
A: Because he wanted to go home for dinner.
Joke #20913
Q: What does a cow use for math?
A: A cowculator.
Joke #20912
Q: Do you know what Mary had when she went to dinner?
A: Mary had a little lamb.
Joke #20911
Q: Why did the sun go to school?
A: It wanted to be brighter.
Joke #20910
Q: How many eggs can you put in an empty bushel basket?
A: One, after that the basket isn’t empty.
Joke #20909
Q: What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?
A: Raising up his feet so you can vacuum.
Joke #20908
Q: Where did the dentist go on his vacation?
A: To the mouth of the Mississippi.
Joke #20907
Q: What if a person was Laffy Taffy?
A: They would get a stretch out of life.
Joke #20906
Q: What is black and white and red all over?
A: A panda bear with measles.
Joke #20905
Q: What do you call a crazy spaceman?
A: An astro-nut.
Joke #20904
Q: Why don’t kings and queens play cards?
A: Because jokers are always wild!