There was this dumb trout who jumped out of the lake and up into the rain because he was tired of taking baths and felt like a shower instead.
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Joke #12810
It’s easy to tell if a pitcher is throwing spit balls… The catcher will be wearing a raincoat and galoshes.
Joke #12809
Did you hear about the dumb sports fan who thought the St. Louis Cardinals were managed by the Pope?
Joke #12808
Have you heard about the boxer who became a puppeteer and staged “Punchy and Judy” shows?
Joke #12807
Did you hear about the dummy who tried to water ski behind a row boat?
Joke #12806
“Hey, I had great luck today. I shot three birdies.”
“I didn’t know you were a golfer.”
“I’m not. I’m a hunter.”
Joke #12804
MRS. SMITH: “What is your son doing?”
MRS. JONES: “Andy is in medical school.”
MRS. SMITH: “What is Andy studying?”
MRS. JONES: “Nothing. They’re studying him.”
Joke #12803
BILL: “Wanda isn’t that bad-looking. She does have even teeth.”
WILL: “True! It”s the odd ones that are missing.”
Joke #12802
MILT: “Wow! You are dumb. In fact, you’re the closest thing to an idiot.”
STILT: “Want me to move away from you?”
Joke #12801
Did you hear about the man who’s so dumb, his dog is teaching him how to fetch a stick?
Joke #12800
Did you hear about the basketball player who was so tall, King Kong once tried to climb him?
Joke #12799
I know one fellow who was so scary, on Halloween he didn’t have to buy a mask.
Joke #12798
A wise man once said: “A bright eye indicates curiosity and a black eye indicates too much curiosity.”
Joke #12797
Q: What do you get if you cross a woman with a goat?
A: A lady who’s always butting into other people’s affairs.
Joke #12796
My secretary isn’t an office gossip. She’s a magician. She can turn an eyeful or an earful into a mouthful.