Q: What’s the difference between a pothole and a black guy?
A: You’d swerve to avoid a pothole, wouldn’t you?
Category Archives: (C) Racist Jokes
Joke #21846
Q: Do you know why flies have wings?
A: So they can get away from the blacks.
Joke #21845
Q: What do you call a white man surrounded by 100 blacks?
A: Warden.
Joke #21844
Q: Why did the black guy cross the road?
A: Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
Joke #21843
Q: What do you call five black guys hanging from a tree?
A: A Mississippi wind chime.
Joke #21842
Q: How is a black guy like a broken gun?
A: It doesn’t work and you can’t fire it.
Joke #21840
Q: What do you call a French black guy?
A: Jacques Custodian.
Joke #21839
Q: Did you hear about the black guy who had a heart attack on Halloween?
A: Somebody came dressed as a job.
Joke #21838
Q: Why did so few blacks vote for Jesse Jackson?
A: He promised them jobs.
Joke #21837
Q: How do you blind an Asian?
A: You put a windshield in front of him.
Joke #21834
Q: What do you call 10 black guys in a steam room?
A: Gorillas In The Mist.
Joke #21829
Q: What do you call a black guy drinking out of the toilet?
A: Pushing his luck.
Joke #21463
Q: What four things can’t you give a black guy?
A: A black eye, a fat lip, a job, and an education.
Joke #21462
Q: How do you stop a black guy from hanging around in your front yard?
A: Hang him in the backyard.
Joke #21461
Q: How many blacks does it take to pave a driveway?
A: One, but it depends on how you slice him.