Q: What four things can’t you give a black guy?
A: A black eye, a fat lip, a job, and an education.
Category Archives: (C) Offensive Jokes
Jokes that are more or less offensive.
Joke #21462
Q: How do you stop a black guy from hanging around in your front yard?
A: Hang him in the backyard.
Joke #21461
Q: How many blacks does it take to pave a driveway?
A: One, but it depends on how you slice him.
Joke #21460
Q: How do you stop 10 black guys from raping a white girl?
A: Throw them a basketball.
Joke #21459
Q: What happened the last time a black person looked up his family tree?
A: A monkey shit in his face.
Joke #21458
Q: If it annoys you, you nuke it. What is it?
A: A dead smelly baby.
Joke #21456
Q: How do you get into a fox hole?
A: Lift its tail.
Joke #21452
Q: What do you call the KKK in Harlem?
A: Fried chicken.
Joke #21451
Q: What’s black on the outside and white in the middle?
A: Wayne Brady.
Joke #21450
Q: What’s the difference between a black person and a park bench?
A: A park bench can support a family.
Joke #21449
Q: Why are blacks so tall?
A: Their knee grows (Negroes).
Joke #21448
Q: Why are Jew’s noses so big?
A: Air is free.
Joke #21447
Q: What does a black lesbian eat for breakfast?
A: Cocoa Muffs.
Joke #21423
Q: What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his ass.
Joke #21363
Q: What’s black and knocks on the window?
A: A goth in a microwave.