Q: How is a black guy like a broken gun?
A: It doesn’t work and you can’t fire it.
Category Archives: (C) Offensive Jokes
Jokes that are more or less offensive.
Joke #21840
Q: What do you call a French black guy?
A: Jacques Custodian.
Joke #21839
Q: Did you hear about the black guy who had a heart attack on Halloween?
A: Somebody came dressed as a job.
Joke #21838
Q: Why did so few blacks vote for Jesse Jackson?
A: He promised them jobs.
Joke #21837
Q: How do you blind an Asian?
A: You put a windshield in front of him.
Joke #21836
Q: What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair?
A: Roll-AIDS.
Joke #21835
Q: How does Santa Claus know he’s at a Jewish house?
A: There is a parking meter on the roof.
Joke #21834
Q: What do you call 10 black guys in a steam room?
A: Gorillas In The Mist.
Joke #21833
A priest and a rabbi were walking down the side walk.
On the other side of the street they see a 12 year old boy.
The priest says “Lets go fuck him.”
The rabbi looks for a minute and then says “Out of what?”
Joke #21832
After his wife had a baby, Michael Jackson asked the doctor when it would be OK to have sex again.
The doctor told him he should wait until the kid was at least 12 or 13 years old.
Joke #21831
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider to be a Perfect “10”?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Joke #21830
Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys’ pants were half-off.
Joke #21829
Q: What do you call a black guy drinking out of the toilet?
A: Pushing his luck.
Joke #21615
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a cocaine addict?
A: A big snorter.
Joke #21546
If a child is choking on an ice cube don’t panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down its throat and the blockage is almost instantly removed!