Q: What do you call a priest on a cell phone?
A: A roamin’ Catholic.
Category Archives: (C) Offensive Jokes
Jokes that are more or less offensive.
Joke #11048
Q: Why is it rude to go to the bathroom in a public pool?
A: The public doesn’t swim in your toilet, so you shouldn’t go in their pool.
Joke #11046
Q: Why did the body snatcher take his victim to the top of the hotel before eating him?
A: Because everything tastes better on the Ritz.
Joke #11045
Q: What sound does a dog make when it has an upset stomach?
A: Barf, barf!
Joke #11042
Q: What’s green, slimy, and comes out of your nose?
A: Milk that went down the wrong way during lunch.
Joke #11037
Q: What do you call a hamburger restaurant where kids pick their noses?
A: Booger King.
Joke #11036
Q: Why is toejam served on a toenail considered a delicacy in some countries?
A: Because it resembles a clam on the half-shell.
Joke #11034
Q: Why did the cannibals keep the missionaries’ tents cool?
A: So their meal could be served chilled.
Joke #10985
Q: What do you call a Mongol warlord who impales his victims and then sells them?
A: Vlad the Retailer.
Joke #10982
Q: Why do burn victims hate hospital food?
A: It makes their skin crawl.
Joke #10976
Q: What do you call a redneck with indigestion?
A: A hick-up.
Joke #10971
Q: On “Gilligan’s Island,” what did the castaways do when they ran out of seasoning?
A: They used Ginger.
Joke #10869
Q: What’s the difference between a book and a Mexican?
A: A book has papers.
Joke #10824
Q: What’s the difference between an old pair of shoes and a school lunch?
A: In an emergency, you can always eat the shoes.
Joke #10823
Q: What’s a vulture’s favorite dessert?
A: Road pies.