Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A: It’s not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.
Category Archives: (C) Blonde Jokes
Jokes about Blondes.
Joke #5342
A Policeman pulls a blonde in a sports car over for speeding and is trying to explain to her what and where her driver’s license might be. After she eventually gives him her driver’s license, he asks for registration.
Getting another blank blonde look from her, he explains, “It’s that little piece of paper you get with your car and you keep it in the glove compartment.”
“Ah,” she says as she bends over to get it. While she is looking through the glove compartment, the officer unzips his pants and pulls his cock out.
Excited that she had found her registration, she turns around and looks up. A look of dismay crosses her face and she says, “Oh, no! Not another breathalizer test!”
Joke #5341
It was a blonde’s first night as a manager for a small store.
Unfortunately, she remained in the store all night after closing hours because of the sign on the door that read “KEEP THIS DOOR CLOSED AT ALL TIMES.”
Joke #5340
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
A: 20, 1 to stir the batter and 19 to peel the smarties
Joke #5339
Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
A: Knock on the door.
Joke #5338
Q: What’s the similarity between a blonde and a turtle?
A: If you turn them over, they’re both screwed.
or
A: Get’em on their back and they’re both fucked.
Joke #5337
Q: How do u know a blondes been on the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.
Joke #5336
A blonde was sleeping in her bed, when one night a burgler came in and stole everything in her house.
In the morning she woke up and saw that she had been robbed.
She grabbed the phone and called the cops.
They sent in the K-9 squad (they wear sunglasses of course). When they arrived, the blonde ran out flaming mad, and screamed “I GET ROBBED AND YOU SEND ME BLIND COPS?!?”
Joke #5335
A blonde went into a bar.
On the stage, there was a ventriloquist and his dummy.
He was telling blonde joke after blonde joke. Finally, the Blonde stood up and yelled, “You know, we really aren’t as stupid as you make us sound. Why, I am a lawyer, and my sister is a doctor and my best friend is a teacher, and we all have blonde hair. I think that just proves your point wrong!”
The man stands up and says “I am so sorry, I didn’t mean to offend you.” then the Blonde replies, “Not you, I was talking to the asshole on your knee!”
Joke #5334
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday!
Joke #5333
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Joke #5332
Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she’d ever been picked up by the fuzz?
A: She said,”No, but I’ve been swung around by the tits!!!
Joke #5331
Q: What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes
Joke #5330
Two blondes walk into a building. You would have thought one of them would have seen it!
Joke #5329
Q: What did the blonde’s left leg say to the right?
A: We never met.