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Joke #5335

A blonde went into a bar.

On the stage, there was a ventriloquist and his dummy.

He was telling blonde joke after blonde joke. Finally, the Blonde stood up and yelled, “You know, we really aren’t as stupid as you make us sound. Why, I am a lawyer, and my sister is a doctor and my best friend is a teacher, and we all have blonde hair. I think that just proves your point wrong!”

The man stands up and says “I am so sorry, I didn’t mean to offend you.” then the Blonde replies, “Not you, I was talking to the asshole on your knee!”